Escaped Mental Patient Mistakes Gynoid for Imperial Princess, Demands Control of Pilots Federation
11 February, 3304
Escaped mental patient Zarek Null, self proclaimed Overlord of Eravate, once again escaped from Port Smith Memorial. Two days later, he stunned Imperial space by claiming to have kidnapped Princess Aisling Duval, and demanded immediate control of the Pilots Federation in return for her safe return. This puzzled many in the Empire, including Princess Duval herself, who was spending a few days relaxing on her estate on Emerald.
Then came the release of Mr. Null's video.
"It was obviously a Gynoid," Imperial Analyst Adam Hinata said. "Between the plastic looking skin, the dead eyes, the comically large cleavage, and overly sensual mannerisms, nobody who was sane would possibly mistake a Gynoid for the real thing. We have, naturally, reviewed our security around the People's Princess, and feel confident that any potential threat from Mr. Null has been anticipated."
Aisling Duval, at a press conference last night, had this to say about the whole incident, "I'm not sure if I should be offended that I could possibly be mistaken for that Gynoid, or amused by the whole incident. All I can do is hope that Mr. Null is found quickly, and is given the treatment he desperately needs, before he mistakes some poor innocent woman for me."