I could have easily forgotten today it is San Valentine's day.
It's not the complexity that matters in showing someone you love them - it's the heart.
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I could have easily forgotten today it is San Valentine's day.
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I also had a chicken curry from the Chinese. It's open again.
Also a really nice ginger ale brew. Very sweet taste.
Also a really nice ginger ale brew. Very sweet taste.
Have you read Jezzah Post?
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Had a beauty at work today.
There's a bird in the office lets call her "Sarah". She's a 30 something that works away from home during the week and returns to her home at the weekends which is 300 miles away to her bloke...let's call him "Dave"
You are totally missing the point of Valentine's Day. Making her a special dinner on Wednesday? Do you have weapons in the house she can use to kill you? Guns are not all that available in the U.K. but kitchen knives will do a lot more damage up close and personal.
Take your gal to Jamaica. Let her walk on a private beach totally naked if she is into a great suntan. Feed her, fill her with drinks and dance all night to Calypso music until the sun comes up. Then per her hangover tell her how much you love her.
NOW, you can purchase that 14,000£ ultimate Elite Dangerous computer system. Happy Valentine's Day.
Take your gal to Jamaica. Let her walk on a private beach totally naked if she is into a great suntan. Feed her, fill her with drinks and dance all night to Calypso music until the sun comes up. Then per her hangover tell her how much you love her.
NOW, you can purchase that 14,000£ ultimate Elite Dangerous computer system. Happy Valentine's Day.
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O crap I missed it ...
Update!
She absolutely loved her suprise random picture collection!
I included some nice pictures, but I also had to add some of the weirdest pictures I had in my library, including;
My cat when she was a kitten, and rather feral, and destroying our nice leather bed...
And of course, trying to put a Christmas hat on said feral cat...
And do you know those nice pictures of dogs up close?
I tried to take one of my parents dog, Poppy. It was supposed to look like this;
However, this is how it turned out...
Nailed it.
CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
She absolutely loved her suprise random picture collection!
I included some nice pictures, but I also had to add some of the weirdest pictures I had in my library, including;
My cat when she was a kitten, and rather feral, and destroying our nice leather bed...
And of course, trying to put a Christmas hat on said feral cat...
And do you know those nice pictures of dogs up close?
I tried to take one of my parents dog, Poppy. It was supposed to look like this;
However, this is how it turned out...
Nailed it.
CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
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Disregard
It's written now.
She'll find this post, and hold it as a promise.
I expect pictures of a chocolate coated jetski..!
Dear god If I tried that she'd of eaten them both before I had a chance to explain!
It's written now.
She'll find this post, and hold it as a promise.
I expect pictures of a chocolate coated jetski..!
Concerning the jetski, the promise can be easily honored
https://imgur.com/a/gghEs
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Gross.
Any update on the Dave/Sarah situation ?
We were all on egg shells waiting for her to come in today but she's mysteriously taken the rest of the week off "on sick".
I have known "Sarah" for 15 years certainly well enough to know that she's one of the least receptive people to overt romantic gestures I've ever met. So if she were in yesterday she would hated that this bloke did this. As it stands I also know her well enough to put a large portion of my pension on what she was doing yesterday
lets just say there are harder women to get into bed than her. We'll see what next week brings but I suspect Dave will be wilting damp memory like the teddy bear and flowers.
Felt so sorry for him. Was working it out in my head and maybe I should have had a bloke to bloke chat with him in the car park about not doing this sort of thing. I figured that he probably was more worried about where she was than needing any further relationship advice from a stranger.
We were all on egg shells waiting for her to come in today but she's mysteriously taken the rest of the week off "on sick".
I have known "Sarah" for 15 years certainly well enough to know that she's one of the least receptive people to overt romantic gestures I've ever met. So if she were in yesterday she would hated that this bloke did this. As it stands I also know her well enough to put a large portion of my pension on what she was doing yesterday
We'll see what next week brings but I suspect Dave will be wilting damp memory like the teddy bear and flowers.
Felt so sorry for him. Was working it out in my head and maybe I should have had a bloke to bloke chat with him in the car park about not doing this sort of thing. I figured that he probably was more worried about where she was than needing any further relationship advice from a stranger.
I did suggest to her that this might happen...