When you want to look in a phone shop, but it's quiet, and you know the sales people will pester you.
So you don't go in.

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CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
So you don't go in.
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CMDR Cosmic Spacehead
I bought a nice new computer with a good video card and im like "Ok, what now?" Cant think of a game i want to install on it to take proper advantage of it.
So, Im a fairly big guy...6 ft 5 inches tall with a slim athletic figure...I still stay fit and active despite being disabled. Anyway, my issue is that I gotta go to specialist shops to get clothes as the usual high street places dont cater fer guys my size...unless I wanna wear trousers that make me look like a 70s Star Trek extra.
Only now Im barred from the one and only shop of this type in the whole country after telling the camp fitter that if he smiled once more when measuring my inside leg, I was gonna break his arm.
Now I gotta drive the whole way to Dublin fer clothes or use the internet which I hate cos I prefer to try it on before parting with cash.
Rest of ye dwarves and pygmies have no idea how easy ye have it ^
Personally, I think Verm should go back, make an amends and then have his own pet tailor.Wow, it really happens.
Ooooh! Mr. Humpfries! Are you freeee?
Yesterday I washed the windows in the house
And as always, the next day it rains violently
I'm jealous. I want rain.
Personally, I think Verm should go back, make an amends and then have his own pet tailor.
Got another!
A new Wimpy opened up in my town a few weeks ago.
I haven't been to, or even seen a Wimpy in over a decade.
So I fancied taking a look, but my girlfriend is at work, and doesn't eat most of what's on the menu anyway.
So I ventured off in to town alone. (I have no friends... Lol).
I get to Wimpy, and just as I'm about to walk in I notice a sign;
"Please Wait To Be Seated"
I couldn't think of anything more awkward than asking for a table for one, so I went to Burger King instead.
Wimpy in 2018 still remains a mystery.
When you're getting extremely upset and angry about the fact that the same video game has multiplayer on Steam, but not on GOG and you bought it on GOG...