General / Off-Topic First World Problems...

verminstar

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So, Im a fairly big guy...6 ft 5 inches tall with a slim athletic figure...I still stay fit and active despite being disabled. Anyway, my issue is that I gotta go to specialist shops to get clothes as the usual high street places dont cater fer guys my size...unless I wanna wear trousers that make me look like a 70s Star Trek extra.

Only now Im barred from the one and only shop of this type in the whole country after telling the camp fitter that if he smiled once more when measuring my inside leg, I was gonna break his arm.

Now I gotta drive the whole way to Dublin fer clothes or use the internet which I hate cos I prefer to try it on before parting with cash.

Rest of ye dwarves and pygmies have no idea how easy ye have it ^
 
I grabbed lunch on the way home from a Burger King drive through. Ordered 2 burgers. When I got home, I saw that they had given me 2 chicken sandwiches.

(They were really good, but as you said, first world problems.)
 
I bought a nice new computer with a good video card and im like "Ok, what now?" Cant think of a game i want to install on it to take proper advantage of it.
 
I bought a nice new computer with a good video card and im like "Ok, what now?" Cant think of a game i want to install on it to take proper advantage of it.

Crysis.

If it runs. Lol

When I get a new GPU, first game I play is the one that ran the worst on the old GPU.
Best way to make sure your GPU feels like it was worth it. :D
 
So, Im a fairly big guy...6 ft 5 inches tall with a slim athletic figure...I still stay fit and active despite being disabled. Anyway, my issue is that I gotta go to specialist shops to get clothes as the usual high street places dont cater fer guys my size...unless I wanna wear trousers that make me look like a 70s Star Trek extra.

Only now Im barred from the one and only shop of this type in the whole country after telling the camp fitter that if he smiled once more when measuring my inside leg, I was gonna break his arm.

Now I gotta drive the whole way to Dublin fer clothes or use the internet which I hate cos I prefer to try it on before parting with cash.

Rest of ye dwarves and pygmies have no idea how easy ye have it ^

Wow, it really happens.

Ooooh! Mr. Humpfries! Are you freeee?
 

verminstar

Banned
Personally, I think Verm should go back, make an amends and then have his own pet tailor.

Ye mean apologize? Hahahaha aw man ye tickle me sometimes with that wit of yours...Id only do that if I meant it and I wouldnt...unless yer encouraging me to be dishonest and lie?

No worries guy was bein a snob and laughing at the way I talked...sorta felt personal at the time...aye sure water off a ducks back I wouldnt have actually done it, I was on probation at the time...just wanted to wipe his superiority complex smile off his bake. That part worked a treat at the time ^
 
Controller support threads in competitive First Person Shooter games forums. I kid you not even Quake Champions has this disease. Games like ED aside because controllers can add to the immersion, as we all know. Mouse and keyboard is still king, especially with FA off.

Why buy a PC and then play competitive games handicapped?
 
My "other half" wants me this morning to change the cartridge and O-ring seal in the mixer tap in the second bathroom; it's leaking again.

Out come the tools and then off to the hardware store to buy a new cartridge.

Welcome to Saturday.

Perhaps this thread could have been called "Real WorldTM Problems"..... but fixing a tap is not really a problem.
 
Got another!

A new Wimpy opened up in my town a few weeks ago.
I haven't been to, or even seen a Wimpy in over a decade.
So I fancied taking a look, but my girlfriend is at work, and doesn't eat most of what's on the menu anyway.
So I ventured off in to town alone. (I have no friends... Lol).

I get to Wimpy, and just as I'm about to walk in I notice a sign;
"Please Wait To Be Seated"

I couldn't think of anything more awkward than asking for a table for one, so I went to Burger King instead.

Wimpy in 2018 still remains a mystery.
 
Got another!

A new Wimpy opened up in my town a few weeks ago.
I haven't been to, or even seen a Wimpy in over a decade.
So I fancied taking a look, but my girlfriend is at work, and doesn't eat most of what's on the menu anyway.
So I ventured off in to town alone. (I have no friends... Lol).

I get to Wimpy, and just as I'm about to walk in I notice a sign;
"Please Wait To Be Seated"

I couldn't think of anything more awkward than asking for a table for one, so I went to Burger King instead.

Wimpy in 2018 still remains a mystery.

I've never seen a Wimpy. But Burger King is great! 2 Whoppers for $6.00? Can't beat that with a stick.
 

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When you're getting extremely upset and angry about the fact that the same video game has multiplayer on Steam, but not on GOG and you bought it on GOG...

Xbox has multiplayer.

Salt, meet wound.
 
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