Anonymous Board Flippers

Auronio

Auronio
I have been ashamed of having done again and again and again the same thing - but I simply can't hide anymore behind my evil doing.
:eek:
Alone today when playing and accepting missions, stacking them excessively I did it. Each and every station I visited. I couldn't resist. It felt like an addiction...
:x
Hence my plea of guilty - I AM A BOARD FLIPPER!.
:O
Please don't think bad about me.
Though inwardly I feel rotten to the core...
[yesnod]
It was me having skewed all FDev's statistics. 2.8%...
I can only laugh about it. I claim to account for a minimum of 25%!
:D
Have fun.
;)
 

Pville_Piper

Pville_Piper
Maybe you could start a self help group chat on Discord... Flippers anonymous. It could be of real help when FDev cuts you off cold turkey. You could help each other overcome the withdrawals and such... [hotas]
 

bitstorm

bitstorm
I must say this is all very shocking.

But the first step to recovery is admitting you are in the 2.8% of <mumble mumble something>, and well, you have done that.

It takes great courage to stand up and admit the people saying "you are greedy", "you just have no planning skills" and "you want everything NOW" were right all along, and that you are indeed a bad person.

From here I hope you can learn your lesson, this might seem like a computer game to you, something to do for fun and enjoyment to pass the time, but it's not.

Going forward, if you are unsure about anything in game, please ask here and we will guide you as to whether we find it acceptable or not. [up]
 

Trollymctrollerson

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bitstorm said:
I must say this is all very shocking.

But the first step to recovery is admitting you are in the 2.8% of <mumble mumble something>, and well, you have done that.

It takes great courage to stand up and admit the people saying "you are greedy", "you just have no planning skills" and "you want everything NOW" were right all along, and that you are indeed a bad person.

From here I hope you can learn your lesson, this might seem like a computer game to you, something to do for fun and enjoyment to pass the time, but it's not.

Going forward, if you are unsure about anything in game, please ask here and we will guide you as to whether we find it acceptable or not. [up]
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YEAH! No more treating this like a game. If you want to have fun or play your own way there's things you must do first. That means consulting with the forumite committee on player ethics, followed by a jury of the white knights and imersionists and completed with an interrogation by the morality police. Just be grateful it's done in the forum because its obvious they would punish you in real life if they could.
 

Auronio

Auronio
Trollymctrollerson said:
YEAH! No more treating this like a game. If you want to have fun or play your own way there's things you must do first. That means consulting with the forumite committee on player ethics, followed by a jury of the white knights and imersionists and completed with an interrogation by the morality police. Just be grateful it's done in the forum because its obvious they would punish you in real life if they could.
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I feel slightly better now.
Just like you have shrived me, Reverend!

How many Braben Ours are required to absolve me from my sins?

Though I admit I do not yet feel refined entirely.
I sense I'm prone to lapse back into crime...

Most likely my corrupt character.
Maybe it's just genetics...
:D
 

Tarman

Tarman
Well pretty soon you won't be able to, so there's that. Hope you don't get the DTs during the enforced cold turkey phase. :D
 

Cmdr. Numa

Cmdr. Numa
Where do I sign up ? Board flipping ever since Sothis/Robigo, may they rest in peace. Too bad engineering a smuggling Python became a thing only after smuggling gameplay was abolished.
 

Strangepork

Strangepork
Auronio said:
I have been ashamed of having done again and again and again the same thing - but I simply can't hide anymore behind my evil doing.
:eek:
Alone today when playing and accepting missions, stacking them excessively I did it. Each and every station I visited. I couldn't resist. It felt like an addiction...
:x
Hence my plea of guilty - I AM A BOARD FLIPPER!.
:O
Please don't think bad about me.
Though inwardly I feel rotten to the core...
[yesnod]
It was me having skewed all FDev's statistics. 2.8%...
I can only laugh about it. I claim to account for a minimum of 25%!
:D
Have fun.
;)
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My Name is Julius, and I am an anonymous board flipper...
 

Mohrgan

Mohrgan
You have made me feel dirty. And, I've never board flipped. All I can say is: If you keep this up mister, you'll go blind.
 

Commander Biscuit

Commander Biscuit
Didn't they get rid of the mode switching exploit?

Anyway, not sure why it's needed. There are stations out there that offer a ton of high paying missions, you just have to find and bookmark them.
 
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