General / Off-Topic Should there be a special section for comedy/jokes?
- Thread starter starman
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should there be a special section for your threads?
Yes, this is the right forum for that. Feel free if you ever come up with something that's funny.
Nah, the best jokes are in the suggestions forum.
Jenner
I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
I am traveling back in time to erase this post time line and avert any potential conflict.
Its really curious how suddenly a single random response switches the focus away from the original OP and rthe replies suddenly become the focuses of subsequent replies. Of course the original OP some how is associated with it.
Its really curious how suddenly a single random response switches the focus away from the original OP and rthe replies suddenly become the focuses of subsequent replies. Of course the original OP some how is associated with it.
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I don't want to interrupt her.
I looked up my family tree and found I was the sap.
I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot. But I always found them.
The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would be honest.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
I get no respect (add your favorite punch line).
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God bless Rodney Dangerfield 1921-2004. It there is a comedy club in Heaven he is probably working it.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I don't want to interrupt her.
I looked up my family tree and found I was the sap.
I found there was only one way to look thin. Hang out with fat people.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot. But I always found them.
The way my luck is running if I was a politician I would be honest.
I came from a real tough neighborhood. I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
My father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet.
I met the surgeon general. He offered me a cigarette.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.
I get no respect (add your favorite punch line).
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God bless Rodney Dangerfield 1921-2004. It there is a comedy club in Heaven he is probably working it.
verminstar
Banned
Usually when I wanna amuse meself, I just look at my bank statement and wonder where it all went wrong.
Out walking the mutts the other day, guy asked me were those Jack Russells...I replied, no they mine...true story ^
Out walking the mutts the other day, guy asked me were those Jack Russells...I replied, no they mine...true story ^
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Not bad; not bad at all.
These days the scope for joking is limited. If we joke about anything other than, white stupid males; it is not considered as funny.
Johnny Carson joked about Presidents and their staff but never with a hatred or a political opinion we have today. The tonight show with Jimmy Fallon or any of the other ones are not worth wasting our time watching them. We went to sleep with Johnny knowing the world would be OK tomorrow. He made us smile for a moment as we went to sleep. Not so much with the hatred these shows promote if you are not a liberal.
My guess is kids went to liberal colleges, got indoctrinated, then got jobs producing TV shows. Per their progressive liberal opinion of life they cannot see the forest for the trees. They should sue the colleges they went to looking to expand their minds and think for themselves (isn't that is what higher education is all about?) versus some liberal indoctrination they went through.
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No War... I'm a hippy Klingon.
Jenner
I wish I was English like my hero Tj.
My dear mother for reasons that may or may not be apparent will start with the punchline...
Or will say You are going to find this funny
Or I have got this for you You will really like it.
It was on a closing down sale.. They said if you don't like it you can bring it back for a credit note.
Still playing Elite? Well that was good value re 84 version..
Or will say You are going to find this funny
Or I have got this for you You will really like it.
It was on a closing down sale.. They said if you don't like it you can bring it back for a credit note.
Still playing Elite? Well that was good value re 84 version..
verminstar
Banned
Haha repped fer the pic, thats class ^
