General / Off-Topic Was going to post, but

Throw a load of melted cheese on it. Cheese makes everything better !

....And maybe some sprinkles !

Flimley
 
You should make some pretty Danish sandwiches.


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- She says I have to go cook mackerel from a tin. While that sounds bad, consider it infinitely worse because yours truly will be the cook. Not looking forward to supper. [blah]

Just put the tin can in the microwave, hit grill and go tell her with the most innocent smile that the dinner will be five minutes. Then try to emulate a mild shock over the results.

I guarantee you won't ever have to cook again. :)
 
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