Dinosaur Shaming

[spruce56]

In the fine spirit of Pet Shaming, what shenanigans have your dinosaurs gotten into?

I, a Velociraptor, panic when I see goats.

(she panics whether or not there is a jeep present - I first noticed this in the Map view, and wondered why one of my raptors was upset). Fingers crossed that my images work.

 

[PCMR4Life]

I am going to go fat shame a Sinoceratops.

 

[Steggs]

In her defense, sometimes Goats can be very scary...

Interested to see what else your dinosaurs have gotten up to!

 

[Chris Simon]

I am going to go fat shame a Sinoceratops.

If you do that, you're an evil person. Sino is the sweetest dinosaur and certainly doesn't deserve something like that

In her defense, sometimes Goats can be very scary...

It's the eyes. The eyes look right through into your soul and they know things

 

[elshauno_]

My irex panics near her struti friend

 

[Player 99234567]

I am waiting for the new hybrid dinos to come out, then the I will shame them like the freak shows they are

 

[PCMR4Life]

If you do that, you're an evil person. Sino is the sweetest dinosaur and certainly doesn't deserve something like that



It's the eyes. The eyes look right through into your soul and they know things

It's also a fatty. I am going to fat shame it so hard it will never go near another herbivore feeder again. LOL

 

[JohnMiller1132]

It's also a fatty. I am going to fat shame it so hard it will never go near another herbivore feeder again. LOL

Monster............... [squeeeee]

 

[Chris Simon]

It's also a fatty. I am going to fat shame it so hard it will never go near another herbivore feeder again. LOL

 

[Dezessete]

Can we also make employee shaming?

I'm Kajal Dua and I requestet from our Park Manager that he breeds a Metriacanthosaurus. To do so, he first had to complete the security mission, that unlocks this Dinosaur, so I got angry at him and poisoned all Dinosaurs.

I'm Isaac Clement and I got angry at the Park Manager because he fullfilled a request of the security devision to get our Park 5 Stars. Because I aperently don't like it, that our Park is succsesfull, I sabotaged it.

I'm George Lambert and I requestet from our Park Manager, on his very first day, that he should let a Dinosaur escape and threaten human lifes, just to test our security personal, because I'm kind of a sociopath.

 

[Chris Simon]

Let's face it. All three of our "assistants" are bat crazy. Dr. Dua takes the cake, but I still love her. Issaac is mostly just annoying and I wouldn't say anything bad about Lambert. At least not within an earshot of anybody armed with a tranq rifle.

 

[Rob At Work]

In her defense, sometimes Goats can be very scary...

Interested to see what else your dinosaurs have gotten up to!

But, but, but.... it's only a goat!

 

[Chris Simon]

But, but, but.... it's only a goat!

 

[Dezessete]

Let's face it. All three of our "assistants" are bat crazy. Dr. Dua takes the cake, but I still love her. Issaac is mostly just annoying and I wouldn't say anything bad about Lambert. At least not within an earshot of anybody armed with a tranq rifle.

I always thought that assistants and employees are there to help you, but all they do is giving me headaches from me smashing my head on the keyboard.

 

[JoaquinZaba]

I found my Triceratops socializing. With a goat.

(Yes, she's the only Triceratops in the pen)

 

[spruce56]

I celebrated being released by running head first through a fence. (My life's ambition is to be a mounted trophy head)

 

[spruce56]

The Alpha Velociraptor, sleeping peacefully. After it escaped. And killed the Dilophosaurus. Meanwhile, the ACU still can't hit it (note the red tranq darts in the grass).

 

[Otocat]

I had a Para wander off out of the game world on Nublar. I don't know how she got out there, no fences we're broken. Anyway I could only hover over her icon in the top down view, couldn't command ACU or randlgers to her, she was so far out of the map.
I tried to save her by placing a feeder and a pond right at the edge of the map, but she never took the hint. Just stayed out there til she died of starvation.
Dumbass Para.