Buggiest update ever
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There'll be a white-knight along soon to tell you how silly you sound, and educate you that this is emergent gameplay, full of depth and earth-shattering 2018 game-mechanics, all added to what is supposed to be a 10 year plan, well formed and thought out. They'll ridicule your assertion of bugs as they have not seen nor ever used the exploits. And a moderator will be called to give you an infraction for even dreaming to call into question the abilities of the anyone at FDev.
Now the best thing to do is turn into a while-knight.
That way you might get an invite for cookies and tea to the powerhouse [sic] that is Frontier Developments and get to plump your chest out and strut around like a turkey.
There'll be a white-knight along soon to tell you how silly you sound, and educate you that this is emergent gameplay, full of depth and earth-shattering 2018 game-mechanics, all added to what is supposed to be a 10 year plan, well formed and thought out. They'll ridicule your assertion of bugs as they have not seen nor ever used the exploits. And a moderator will be called to give you an infraction for even dreaming to call into question the abilities of the anyone at FDev.
Now the best thing to do is turn into a while-knight.
That way you might get an invite for cookies and tea to the powerhouse [sic] that is Frontier Developments and get to plump your chest out and strut around like a turkey.
Made your text match your envy.
Alternatively, he could become an ignorant, jaded whiner like you, right sollisb?There'll be a white-knight along soon to tell you how silly you sound, and educate you that this is emergent gameplay, full of depth and earth-shattering 2018 game-mechanics, all added to what is supposed to be a 10 year plan, well formed and thought out. They'll ridicule your assertion of bugs as they have not seen nor ever used the exploits. And a moderator will be called to give you an infraction for even dreaming to call into question the abilities of the anyone at FDev.
Now the best thing to do is turn into a while-knight.
That way you might get an invite for cookies and tea to the powerhouse [sic] that is Frontier Developments and get to plump your chest out and strut around like a turkey.
At least the so-called "white knights" are happy.
PS - What's a "while-knight"?
Alternatively, he could become an ignorant, jaded whiner like you, right sollisb?
At least the so-called "white knights" are happy.
PS - What's a "while-knight"?
A White Knight defends the indefensible. Not a view I hold about Stigbob, who plays Devils Advocate.
I don't play devils advocate, I actually enjoy the game and don't mind saying so.
I'd normally say the same, but I'm finding it difficult to enjoy playing a game that crashes at least 6 times a session.
Perhaps Stigbob is referring to those happy periods between disconnects & pauses.
I spent about 4-5 minutes in witchspace on Saturday night, I was impressed that the game didn't time out for that long and that when I reconnected I was actually in the destination system
So it seems workarounds are being developed.
I'm not getting any issues at all, I've had really bad disconnects in the past 2.1 IIRC was awful dropped connection every 15 minutes. This time around no worries.
Perhaps Stigbob is referring to those happy periods between disconnects & pauses.
I spent about 4-5 minutes in witchspace on Saturday night, I was impressed that the game didn't time out for that long and that when I reconnected I was actually in the destination system
So it seems workarounds are being developed.
Nope, its working fine for me. I got one odd pause just now but used it as an opportunity to put the oven on.
Perhaps Stigbob is referring to those happy periods between disconnects & pauses.
I spent about 4-5 minutes in witchspace on Saturday night, I was impressed that the game didn't time out for that long and that when I reconnected I was actually in the destination system
So it seems workarounds are being developed.
That's actually not new, I experienced it myself a while ago, I found this video of Kornelius having this issue in 2014.
[video=youtube;IWRS4ovc54M]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWRS4ovc54M[/video]
So ... no patch for this radio-tuning-riffic update that has more bugs than an Essex boy's mattress?
There'll be a white-knight along soon to tell you how silly you sound, and educate you that this is emergent gameplay, full of depth and earth-shattering 2018 game-mechanics, all added to what is supposed to be a 10 year plan, well formed and thought out. They'll ridicule your assertion of bugs as they have not seen nor ever used the exploits. And a moderator will be called to give you an infraction for even dreaming to call into question the abilities of the anyone at FDev.
Now the best thing to do is turn into a while-knight.
That way you might get an invite for cookies and tea to the powerhouse [sic] that is Frontier Developments and get to plump your chest out and strut around like a turkey.
Lol, the first one appeared even before you finished your post.
These guys claim to be playing Elite Dangerous all day every day, yet find the time to monitor these forums 24/7
FD have said that they're rushing to fix the abrasion blaster bug.
It's the most unstable it's been since I've been playing (the original beta).
You wing up with a mate - you crash
You multicrew with a mate - you crash
You come out of SC - you crash
You interdicted a player - you crash
You look at the launcher - you crash
You think about the game - you crash
You wing up with a mate - you crash
You multicrew with a mate - you crash
You come out of SC - you crash
You interdicted a player - you crash
You look at the launcher - you crash
You think about the game - you crash
That's a rush? What happens if they casually saunter, do they actually go backwards?
I'm working very hard to figure out how to make billions of credits per hour using the "elephant butt leather" bug. As soon as I do, it'll be fixed the very next day
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2.1 was much worse for stability, I've hardly had any issues with this one YMMV.
Jacques d'Orleans
Banned
Do you mean that part with the broken shadows on PS4 or your rather obvious Elephant Butt Leather fetish?
I'll get my coat.
