So, the Thargoids are going on a killing spree and the players decide to go on a jolly..

Cosmos

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I've come to understand that the Thargoids are busy taking over the known human civilization and surrounding systems yet instead of all that the press talking about a mass exodus. All we hear about lately is some collective jolly of screen shots and a caravan of transients tootling off across the galaxy.

'Well I suppose thats what people do when there is an alien invasion happening on the door step..', said the crack onion head addicts when interviewed.

Dr Kaii.. ' Look we've been planning this for years and the entire destruction of humanity isn't gonna stop us going off on a year long jolly'.. 'We've got things to discover and one of our most recent discoveries, is gravity' (RIP those at 'The View')

What madness is this Cmdr Jonathon Pie asks..

Tim, Tim are you there? :eek:
 

umbabrahattasil

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Cosmos said:
I've come to understand that the Thargoids are busy taking over the known human civilization and surrounding systems yet instead of all that the press talking about a mass exodus. All we hear about lately is some collective jolly of screen shots and a caravan of transients tootling off across the galaxy.

'Well I suppose thats what people do when there is an alien invasion happening on the door step..', said the crack onion head addicts when interviewed.

Dr Kaii.. ' Look we've been planning this for years and the entire destruction of humanity isn't gonna stop us going off on a year long jolly'.. 'We've got things to discover and one of our most recent discoveries, is gravity' (RIP those at 'The View')

What madness is this Cmdr Jonathon Pie asks..

Tim, Tim are you there? :eek:
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Killing spree isn't the right word. They're technically running from the worse Thargs, and happen to be retreating through the bubble.

Now sure they've set stations on fire - but for the most part the only commanders they've killed, much less in a spree, are the ones that go looking for trouble with them.
 

Cosmos

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umbabrahattasil said:
Killing spree isn't the right word. They're technically running from the worse Thargs, and happen to be retreating through the bubble.

Now sure they've set stations on fire - but for the most part the only commanders they've killed, much less in a spree, are the ones that go looking for trouble with them.
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Yeah must say, the Thargoid attacks seem rather tame.. Perhaps they are on social media too and are worried about being viewed in the wrong light..
 

Lazuras Poe

Lazuras Poe
Even so... Would you have all those peace loving alien admiring unarmed non combatant exporers and scientists back in the bubble telling everyone its ok we can just reason with the aliens?
 

Strangepork

Strangepork
Cosmos said:
I've come to understand that the Thargoids are busy taking over the known human civilization and surrounding systems yet instead of all that the press talking about a mass exodus. All we hear about lately is some collective jolly of screen shots and a caravan of transients tootling off across the galaxy.

'Well I suppose thats what people do when there is an alien invasion happening on the door step..', said the crack onion head addicts when interviewed.

Dr Kaii.. ' Look we've been planning this for years and the entire destruction of humanity isn't gonna stop us going off on a year long jolly'.. 'We've got things to discover and one of our most recent discoveries, is gravity' (RIP those at 'The View')

What madness is this Cmdr Jonathon Pie asks..

Tim, Tim are you there? :eek:
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Let it all burn.
 

DeletedUser191218

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Cosmos said:
I've come to understand that the Thargoids are busy taking over the known human civilization and surrounding systems yet instead of all that the press talking about a mass exodus. All we hear about lately is some collective jolly of screen shots and a caravan of transients tootling off across the galaxy.

'Well I suppose thats what people do when there is an alien invasion happening on the door step..', said the crack onion head addicts when interviewed.

Dr Kaii.. ' Look we've been planning this for years and the entire destruction of humanity isn't gonna stop us going off on a year long jolly'.. 'We've got things to discover and one of our most recent discoveries, is gravity' (RIP those at 'The View')

What madness is this Cmdr Jonathon Pie asks..

Tim, Tim are you there? :eek:
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Post of the week. Especially the Jonathan Pie bit.
 

IndigoWyrd

IndigoWyrd
They're not bothering me, why would I want to bother them?

Kind fits in with that whole "space is big" thing. Space has more than enough room for humans, Thargoids, Great Old Ones, sentient gels, space-faring cephalopods and arachnids. So much in fact, that all of these, plus the primate species, could all go in a separate direction and never again cross paths before the heat death of the universe.

Just seems like the primates and invertebrates are just not quite smart enough to figure this out.

LLLLO7777 Commanders.
 

Shinji Ikari

Shinji Ikari
IndigoWyrd said:
They're not bothering me, why would I want to bother them?

Kind fits in with that whole "space is big" thing. Space has more than enough room for humans, Thargoids, Great Old Ones, sentient gels, space-faring cephalopods and arachnids. So much in fact, that all of these, plus the primate species, could all go in a separate direction and never again cross paths before the heat death of the universe.

Just seems like the primates and invertebrates are just not quite smart enough to figure this out.

LLLLO7777 Commanders.
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I very very much that's the case.
 

Kzak

Kzak
Even if the Thargoids were torching the Bubble, it'd surely be a much more interesting place to come back to when DW2 is finished.
 

Stealthie

Stealthie
Cosmos said:
I've come to understand that the Thargoids are busy taking over the known human civilization and surrounding systems yet instead of all that the press talking about a mass exodus. All we hear about lately is some collective jolly of screen shots and a caravan of transients tootling off across the galaxy.

'Well I suppose thats what people do when there is an alien invasion happening on the door step..', said the crack onion head addicts when interviewed.

Dr Kaii.. ' Look we've been planning this for years and the entire destruction of humanity isn't gonna stop us going off on a year long jolly'.. 'We've got things to discover and one of our most recent discoveries, is gravity' (RIP those at 'The View')

What madness is this Cmdr Jonathon Pie asks..

Tim, Tim are you there? :eek:
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When asked for a response, one pilot in a very shiny, new, Krait Phantom was reported as saying "Meh, it'll still be here when I get back, right? Right?"
 
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