PvP A Humble Request

Greetings:

I'm new to Elite Dangerous.
I'm just learning how to fly.
I'd like to check out some open space.

Before I'd do that I'd like to get a pinky swear from all the PvP gankers out there in the Milky Way.
I'd like to see all of them swear that they'll not attack me and my tiny ship.
Instead, if you see me bobbing along in the inky blackness or bouncing my ship off an asteroid you should offer to help.

If you're busy, you can always just send me credits.

I've gone out of my way to meet you half way on this one.
I'm glad we had this talk.

Thanks in advance,

Wargfoot
 
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There's nothing like a good ganking to provide a new CMDR with all the ship-building advice and Escape & Evasion practice they need when starting out. Remember to "GG", just before you explode.
 
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You forgot to mention what platform you're on.

For instance, if you're on PS4, Ferios is out ganking explorers in the core and Duck is playing via smoke signals, so you'd have the bubble to yourself.

On the other hand, if you're on PC, you're probably DOOOOMED. :D
 
You forgot to mention what platform you're on.

For instance, if you're on PS4, Ferios is out ganking explorers in the core and Duck is playing via smoke signals, so you'd have the bubble to yourself.

On the other hand, if you're on PC, you're probably DOOOOMED. :D

I'm on the Personal Computer.

I don't really like the tone of your reply in that I'm not sure you're giving the ship burners much credit.
I think deep down inside they are good people who want to help but they've not been given a chance.

Take Mr. Stingray for example - he started out as a 'No' but I think he's now on the fence, and that is progress.
 
I received this personal message just a few moments ago.
The name has been redacted per the sender's request.

Dear Wargfoot,
I've over 1,000 kills to my credit and I've had my share of backlash for my actions.
It wasn't until I read your post that it became clear that there was another way.
I look forward to helping you out in game and trying my hand at teamwork.

It feels funny just to type it: Teamwork.

Sincerely,
[redacted]


Change is possible, people.
Never doubt it.
 
I received this personal message just a few moments ago.
The name has been redacted per the sender's request.

Dear Wargfoot,
I've over 1,000 kills to my credit and I've had my share of backlash for my actions.
It wasn't until I read your post that it became clear that there was another way.
I look forward to helping you out in game and trying my hand at teamwork.

It feels funny just to type it: Teamwork.

Sincerely,
[redacted]


Change is possible, people.
Never doubt it.

Its a trap.
 
Its a trap.

Someone reaches out to me with this generous offer and you respond with paranoia?
This process is going to be difficult for everyone - I'm confident we can make this work.

I'm really looking forward to exploring the darkest recesses of space with my many new friends.
This is going to be EPIC.
 
Its called ELITE DANGEROUS for a reason. I recalled being on COD 5 mins after release having NOOB screamed at me. In any case it is more likely the Environment will get you.

Don't forget to travel to Hutton Orbital to pick up your free Anaconda.
 
Someone reaches out to me with this generous offer and you respond with paranoia?
This process is going to be difficult for everyone - I'm confident we can make this work.

I'm really looking forward to exploring the darkest recesses of space with my many new friends.
This is going to be EPIC.

You'll more likely be exploring the darkest recesses of the re-buy screen...

EDIT: Oh yeah, I forgot. Make sure you have the insurance covered by about 3X the re-buy cost.
 
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Someone reaches out to me with this generous offer and you respond with paranoia?
This process is going to be difficult for everyone - I'm confident we can make this work.

I'm really looking forward to exploring the darkest recesses of space with my many new friends.
This is going to be EPIC.

You are so glaringly naive .. welcome to troll territory. I wouldn't be surprised if the CMDR with over 1000 kills to his credit is in fact yourself.
 
I'm on the Personal Computer.

I don't really like the tone of your reply in that I'm not sure you're giving the ship burners much credit.
I think deep down inside they are good people who want to help but they've not been given a chance.

Take Mr. Stingray for example - he started out as a 'No' but I think he's now on the fence, and that is progress.

Hey, all kidding aside, whether you're genuinely new or an old hand on a new account - welcome to the galaxy Commander, and I sincerely hope you have an amazing time!

That said, just in case one of your new friends turns out to be a trap, you probably want to give Ziljan's Guide to Evading Gankers in Open a read.
 
Hey, all kidding aside, whether you're genuinely new or an old hand on a new account - welcome to the galaxy Commander, and I sincerely hope you have an amazing time!

That said, just in case one of your new friends turns out to be a trap, you probably want to give Ziljan's Guide to Evading Gankers in Open a read.

Thanks for the warm welcome and the resources.
I'm working on guide of my own entitled: Peace Through Dialog and Understanding


It is difficult to find a publisher willing to include a free pressed flower with each copy.
 
I'm not sure where to put this question so I'll add it to this thread.
Is there an Elite Dangerous guild for bronies?

Thanks in advance.
 
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