I feel like that I need to show what I wasted ten quid on today.

[Deleted member 110222]

Yes, that's a stick horse.

Yes, I run around with it between my legs.

Yes, it has worse stats than any other mount in the game.

Yes, I am wearing a crown with bells on it.

Yes, I am being stalked by a magic pebble.

 

[DD_Crash]

Where are the coconuts?

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Where are the coconuts?

I know right? That's all that's missing.

 

[CMDR Dizzy]

I know right? That's all that's missing.

Faithful retainer with the coconuts and all your gear

 

[Chris Simon]

Well...

I guess the good news is that if they're able to bring THIS into the game, they won't have problems giving us dragon mounts once the Elsweyr hits.
That's the only thing that matters

 

[Alien]

Don't forget to discuss the carrying weight of Swallows.

 

[hunvagy]

Don't forget to discuss the carrying weight of Swallows.

African or European?

 

[Jenner]

The hat is a nice addition to the ensemble.

 

[metatheurgist]

My first thought reading this was at least it wasn't some virtual....

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Well...

I guess the good news is that if they're able to bring THIS into the game, they won't have problems giving us dragon mounts once the Elsweyr hits.
That's the only thing that matters

Actually there is a stick dragon mount available for 350 crown gems.

To get crown gems you have to buy crown crates, and convert the junk to gems, and convert duplicate drops on collectables.

Realistically, you're looking at, at least £100+ for the stick dragon.

And yes, it's statistically the worst mount in the game.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

The hat is a nice addition to the ensemble.

IKR? And the hat was free! Just had to complete all three daily quests.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

The next logical step in evolution:

 

[Chris Simon]

Your Redguard really commands respect and radiates leadership and heroism.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Your Redguard really commands respect and radiates leadership and heroism.

Hassan at-Yashar is cool like that.

Top bloke.

 

[Chris Simon]

Hassan at-Yashar is cool like that.

Top bloke.

He knows it's not the size of the horse that matters, it's how you use it.

 

[Vasea Azure]

Money well spend! Seriously, I love ridiculous funny stuff like that in games [up][up][up]

 

[Chris Simon]

Money well spend! Seriously, I love ridiculous funny stuff like that in games [up][up][up]

A happy dev who has time to joke around is a sign of a healthy game.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Money well spend! Seriously, I love ridiculous funny stuff like that in games [up][up][up]

It gets better.

Everyday you get thirty pies to throw at other players, for free. Just complete the three daily Jester quests, which are very easy, because it's just a bit of fun.

I'm going to be throwing pies at players all year, and I also picked up an unlimited use mudball to throw at players from a GT.

I aim to become a famous jester.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

A happy dev who has time to joke around is a sign of a healthy game.

Exactly, my dude. Exactly.

ESO is in great shape right now. The amount of players you see is testament to this. It's almost impossible to not see another player, unless you are in a solo dungeon.

To be honest it's taken over Elite as my favourite game.

 

[Deleted member 110222]

Update lads.

I'm working on getting the prestigious title of "Royal Jester".

I only have one obstacle.

Stealing that damn pig without getting caught.