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David T-Rex

David T-Rex
A man goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, every time I drink coffee my eye hurts". Doctor says, "Next time you drink coffee take the spoon out"
 

coencoensmeets

coencoensmeets
David-T-Rex said:
A man goes to see the doctor. "Doctor, every time I drink coffee my eye hurts". Doctor says, "Next time you drink coffee take the spoon out"
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Wauw you are genius! [squeeeeee][squeeeeee]

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How do you cal a fantastic piece of baguette?

Inbreadible!
 

Patlefro

Patlefro
Amazing [squeeeeee]

A chemist goes to the pharmacy and demands: "I would like to have acetylsalicylic acid?" - The vendor answers: " You mean aspirin?" - "Yes", the chemist says, " I just cannot keep in mind this awful word."



coencoensmeets said:
How do you cal a fantastic piece of baguette?

Inbreadible!
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So good!!![squeeeeee][squeeeeee][squeeeeee]
 
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Patlefro

Patlefro
A civil servant working at the inland revenue put a paper on his door: "Pay your taxes with a smile!" A cutup wrote with a pencil under it: "I tried it, but the guys from the inland revenue want money."
 

Joël

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Joël
palfro said:
A civil servant working at the inland revenue put a paper on his door: "Pay your taxes with a smile!" A cutup wrote with a pencil under it: "I tried it, but the guys from the inland revenue want money."
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Good one! [squeeeeee]
 

Patlefro

Patlefro
A woman calls the doctor: "Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he is a dinosaur!" - "Well, that´s serious, just come soon into my practice.", the doctor answers. "But, how", the woman says, "when he doesn´t fit through the door."
 

Joël

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Joël
palfro said:
A woman calls the doctor: "Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he is a dinosaur!" - "Well, that´s serious, just come soon into my practice.", the doctor answers. "But, how", the woman says, "when he doesn´t fit through the door."
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Lol [noob], the women better let the doctor take a look at her as well...
 

Patlefro

Patlefro
Two inmates are jumping over the wall of the prison; arrived at the bottom, one of the inmates says: "Ok, dude, fine, let´s got back to the prison cell, the dress rehearsal went well."[hehe]
 

Joël

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Joël
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Joël

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Joël
It's a little bit quiet on this thread. So, time for another joke [noob]. (or a weird Dutch speakword)

Forward with the goat!
 

Patlefro

Patlefro
A 60 years old man was walking in the forest with his 60 years old wife. Suddenly a fairy appeared and said to the man: "You have one wish for free, what can I do for you?". The man looked up and said happily: "I want a woman who is 30 years younger than me." The fairy swang her bar and ploop the man was 90 years old.
 
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