Lets change the subject. What is your most embarrassing moment you have had in your life?
Mine was about twenty years ago, when I was a truck driver here in the UK (yes I'm British).
Whilst driving up the M6 motorway, I needed to pull in at the next services which was about four miles away, as I was becoming desperate for a number two. Within 10 minutes, I was parked up on the truck park and rushed full steam ahead for the toilets. In fact I just made it in time. But to my horror, whilst inside the cubical, I heard women's voices . Yes, you have guessed it, being in a hurry, I had not looked at the signs and had entered the Ladies, instead of the Gents.
It was a rather busy part of the day around lunchtime and lots of people were visiting the toilets. I was in there for over an hour, before everything went quiet, so now was my chance to do a quick exit. As I was leaving I bumped into the cleaning lady, who was entering the toilets with her mop and bucket, when she said
" Your in the wrong loo me duck, this is the ladies"
"Tell me about it" I replied, as I casually made my way back to the truck park, but feeling much relieved.
So always make sure you are entering the correct toilets, if you are in a hurry!