Here's the real sidewinder prayer....usually recited at 10% hull health of your 'big 3' ship.
RNGesus, hear my prayer
I was out in my vette, just getting some air
When out of the black came an ominous pair
I suddenly thought, hang on a minute
I'm short on cash, oh no, dagnabbit
Please don't let these gankers be
Or let them be noobs, oh please, for me?
4 pips to shields and the sidewinder prayer
To battle! Let the fighting be fair!
With frags and torps they unloaded on me
Why oh why could I not see?
That on this day when I chose to fly,
That I'd get ganked without rebuy.
Do you think that I could make
A ticket! It's all my assets at stake!
No, it's harsh, but somehow fair
Never mind, I kinda like the sidewindeeeeer.
