Thargoids Are Stealing Bodies!

[Phoenix_Dfire]

Maybe we taste delicious to them

or maybe we make excellent jumponium....

Oh Man, that would explain why they're green... Soylent Green!!!

 

[AsukaZ]

I dread to think what they are doing to them, could be either using them as guinea pigsfor experiments, or reconstructing them as drones to sabotage humanity from the inside, or maybe more benevolently merely rescuing and returning them to humanity, like Jasmina Halsey 's life altering rescued by aliens experience?

As do I. Halsey may have a high opinion of whoever or whatever she met (not sure it was Thargoid) but if they are totally apathetic towards us I wouldn't be surprised that if we could scan their cargo holds then these escape pods might show up as 'machine components' or something.

 

[Rob At Work]

And in 3307 we might possibly find out why they do that...but no sooner.

I heard of some CMDRs actively feeding them with Imperial slaves, for whatever reason...

O7,

They taste better than normal slaves (Tesco Value as like to refer to them), try one yourself you will never eat a normal slave again.

 

[Siobhan]

They taste better than normal slaves (Tesco Value as like to refer to them), try one yourself you will never eat a normal slave again.

Politicians are interesting too... they puff up when you cook them due to all of the hot air trapped inside... and then go crispy like a yorkshire pudding...

 

[Vardaugas]

Organic CPU boosters with attached life support system. Burns out after one use.

 

[bigity]

I've been trying to sell them bodies since they showed up. Until then, not interested.

 

[Siobhan]

I've been trying to sell them bodies since they showed up. Until then, not interested.

You need to do it through the Thargoid Materials Broker... in Maia I think

 

[bigity]

You need to do it through the Thargoid Materials Broker... in Maia I think

Meet me there in Open and I'll cut you....in

 

[Siobhan]

Meet me there in Open and I'll cut you....in

30%?

 

[Rob At Work]

Politicians are interesting too... they puff up when you cook them due to all of the hot air trapped inside... and then go crispy like a yorkshire pudding...

I am sure I have seen a few pre-cooked versions that are already puffed up

 

[bigity]

30s? I might can manage that

 

[Chaparral]

I translated an audiolog from a Thargoid probe. It said "To Serve Man". I'm still working on the rest of the translation...

 

[Rob At Work]

I translated an audiolog from a Thargoid probe. It said "To Serve Man". I'm still working on the rest of the translation...

Aha!!! you see, they are eating them...question is what are they serving them on?

If they catch me, I think they gonna need a bigger plate.

 

[Chaparral]

Aha!!! you see, they are eating them...question is what are they serving them on?

If they catch me, I think they gonna need a bigger plate.

Leafy green salad.

 

[Jenner]

They're just turning them into the Thargoid equivalent of the Search and Rescue Agent for a few credits and a pat on the back, same as we do.

 

[metatheurgist]

They're just turning them into the Thargoid equivalent of the Search and Rescue Agent for a few credits and a pat on the back, same as we do.

Except the SAR agent in thargoid land is called "Chef".

 

[cheesenbiscuits]

Well dang, I've been playing elite for over a year but just joined the forums. I should have done this earlier, just think of all the neat stuff I missed out on hearing about

You have no idea

 

[Kawazu Delta]

Humans show up to boost Meta-Alloys and Thargoid components from Thargoid Crashes/Barnacle Nurseries all the time.

Maybe you make a distinction. Maybe the Thargoids don't.

 

[IndigoWyrd]

They lay their eggs in those bodies.

 

[Leadfoot]

This is in preparation for when we finally get space-legs. Those bodies will be released as Space Zombies. Your job: Kill them before they swarm you and eat your brains.

Remember - Brains: The Breakfast of Champions.