Wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back!

Old Duck

Old Duck
So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!
 

Jmanis

Jmanis
Old Duck said:
So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!
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Also... on the contrary... all my leaders are bald old women... and the lower rep ones are hot dudes :p
 

Furnace

Furnace
Oh, and here I was thinking I'm the only one who sees it this way...

More than often all of them purdy ones are either neutral or friendly, but as soon as you hit allied with them - BOOM - the above OP mentioned happens and they're gone forever - unless some happy little accidents happen...

Oh, gosh darn, I recall a few faces right now, but don't feel like scrolling thru all of my 5000 or thereabout screenshots. I shall find them and look 'em beauties over one-handed sometime, fold some towels and - uh, wipe the dusts off of their beautiful portraits.
 

Morbad

Morbad
Old Duck said:
This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.
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This guy has been the Authority Contact at Leonard Nimoy Station in LHS 3006 forever:
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Vasco Sapien

Vasco Sapien
Old Duck said:
So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!
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Murder some of their ships. You will be sent back to pretty lady.
 
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