Wait a minute. Where'd she go? Bring her back!

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I only take jobs from the prettiest of mission givers. You can give out a $5m payout job but if you look like you got hit by a truck, i might just op for the $30k credit passenger job
 

M0rty

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Old Duck said:
The problem is that they bait-and-switch! Start with a pretty girl, end up with Jabba The Toadman!
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I mean it's common for employers to promise one thing and deliver something else in the 21st century. Why would it be different in the 34th century?
 

M0rty

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AsmodeusV said:
Have you seen the UK prime minister? He looks like someone kicked the Honey Monster through a barber's shop.
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I mean in 2008 we though we were putting our "Hope" into something beautiful and without further derailing the conversation, 8 years later we weren't in a better situation than we were, all things considered.

I mean: at first it was like
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then it was like
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Keep in mind, men have two brains and we often think with the smaller one first.

chuckle Honey Monster. Thats the classiest way i've ever heard someone call a beehive
 
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Old Duck

Old Duck
znôrt said:
so in 1300 years women will still be objectified and used as marketing bait for male consumers?
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Yes. 1300 years is not even a second on an evolutionary time scale, so odds are men will still be attracted to pretty women (and vice-versa), with the obvious exceptions, of course. Don't worry, my relationship to a faction's liaison is strictly platonic and professional!

And remember, "ugly" in ED is double-plus Frankenstein algorithm ugly, and "pretty" is relative to that!
 

Voracity_T

Voracity_T
Wait there are beautiful character models?

Coulda fooled me, the guys who run my home system look like they've been throught the mill a fair few times.
 

MrFailfactory

MrFailfactory
It was not a face, but a voice that I lost. I used to be greeted home by the soft, slightly Australian-sounding accented lady, and sometimes she would say that she was honored to receive me.

Sadly, something changed, and now I get curtly greeted by some Imperial lady who clearly has no time for anything that isn't battery-powered.

Riôt
 

Nutter

Nutter
Old Duck said:
So how many of you start working for a faction, and your liaison is a beautiful woman, and you think, "Well this is cool." Then you get promoted to Allied, and you get to work for the boss, who is an old, elephant butt-ugly dude... I mean, this seems to happen all the time! So like Luke Skywalker with R2D2 and Leia's hologram, I find myself saying, "Wait a minute, where'd she go? Bring her back!!"

This is especially frustrating when you're doing BGS work for said faction and are stuck looking at that ugly dude all the time now.

And no, the cute receptionist is not my sister!
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Hire the ones you don't like as crew... Whispers... they don't get escape pods ;)
 
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