Everything has progressed in the future except barbers it would seem. I've spent 400 million credits hiring and firing crew because of their terrible barnets, what good is their ability to shoot a limpet drone at 6 kilometres if im constantly puking into my visor? My own avatar has a skinhead because i can't bear the three or 4 styles available, surely with Arx coming soon, something can be done about this terrible tragedy? A community goal maybe, a new special commodity called 'hair-cutting tutorial', delivered around the bubble to the many-thumbed, hapless barbers that inhabit it. Who's with me?!
Forget space-legs, carriers and atmospheric planets, we need better haircuts.
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Being a slf pilot is dangerous, remeber these ppl apparently follow you to each damn station in their own ships lol.
i want a Hi-top fade and a Pencil moustache.
..also a zoot suit.
..also a zoot suit.
Eraser head.
Yes!! It may interfere with our Remlok suits in an emergency but looking that good, comes at a price.
But they're cushiony and insulate!
Golden rule of HR, easier not to hire someone than to fire them. My crew are hired purely on looks. I know, I know, hate me.
H A T S
I like the anonymous faceplate look but I wish there was some customisation to it
like let me put the pirate logo as a decal over it or something
here's a mockup of what it would look like
I like the anonymous faceplate look but I wish there was some customisation to it
like let me put the pirate logo as a decal over it or something
here's a mockup of what it would look like
here's a mockup of what it would look like
It's amazing what people can do with photoshop these days.
Oh lordy, it's 3303 all over again.
Something something remlok helmets, something immersion, something something waifus.
YES PLEASE! I'll take a waifu for every empty chair! Remember my Joi from Blade Runner thread?
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Hehe, yeah those darn empty chairs.
At this point, I wouldn't care if those are filled by Anime characters with odd dresscode, a Disney Princess or a Robot. Just fill 'em already and let's get some (adjustable/optional) background chatter into those empty cockpits.
PS.
A Ship cat found sleeping and blocking the main Pilot seat after returning from an SRV trip would be just fine as well lol
Oh, on that "waifu" thing (I once had to google that) - imagine all the Ship loss reports from CMDRs.
"Oh my.... yes, I admit I was using the vanity cam and busy looking.... uhm.... at something in the cockpit when the Ship crashed uncontrolled into the Ground. Sorry" xD
At this point, I wouldn't care if those are filled by Anime characters with odd dresscode, a Disney Princess or a Robot. Just fill 'em already and let's get some (adjustable/optional) background chatter into those empty cockpits.
PS.
A Ship cat found sleeping and blocking the main Pilot seat after returning from an SRV trip would be just fine as well lol
Oh, on that "waifu" thing (I once had to google that) - imagine all the Ship loss reports from CMDRs.
"Oh my.... yes, I admit I was using the vanity cam and busy looking.... uhm.... at something in the cockpit when the Ship crashed uncontrolled into the Ground. Sorry" xD
Yes to this.
The sad thing is we have every ganker in the galaxy running around looking like a space juggalo, and normal CMDRs are limited to crew cuts, bobcuts, a bald head and whatever the hell that frizzy/curly mess is at the bottom of the hair selection.
And... as usual with most games that have character creation.... not enough haircuts with bangs to cover up those enormous cavewoman foreheads. shudders
The sad thing is we have every ganker in the galaxy running around looking like a space juggalo, and normal CMDRs are limited to crew cuts, bobcuts, a bald head and whatever the hell that frizzy/curly mess is at the bottom of the hair selection.
And... as usual with most games that have character creation.... not enough haircuts with bangs to cover up those enormous cavewoman foreheads. shudders
I thought that was a Wheatus song. wow, my mind is blown.