General / Off-Topic PLEASE FINISH THIS JOKE

[thelion]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

 

[Nasc]

Each of them screams "How dare you".

 

[Viscera]

And the thargoid says "how did i do that... I have no legs..."

 

[ZAKALWEINC8876]

"The CMDR and the Thargoid get hammered and drink to past and future battles, finding common ground whilst insulting each other and generally having a good laugh.

The dev sits in the corner eyes closed with his fingers in his ears, muttering to himself about fleet carriers being useful, nobody wanted any form of Galnet/Thargoid ongoing story/community goals etc etc"

Not really a joke (but deep down it is)

o7

 

[HAMM3R]

The bartender looks at them and goes, "We don't serve your kind here," whips up a shotgun from under the counter and blasts the trio into the great beyond.

 

[zimms]

And the thargoid says "how did i do that... I have no legs..."

"Neither do I" said the CMDR.

 

[gooddoc]

....The cmdr sits at the bar & orders his drink, the dev sit at a table 2.1m from the cmdr (he's not social distancing - he's just ignoring the cmdr), the Thargoid goes straight to the toilet.........& mysteriously doesn't return

 

[Dillon Fallon]

...and the Thargoid looks at the human and says, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WHY?! WHY WOULD YOU BRING ME HERE?!" and dies because the ambient temperature is 100°C higher than a Thargoid world

 

[Nutter]

"I've waited 15 years for this day!, chin-chin"

 

[gooddoc]

I have a Bernard Manning version of the joke.......unfortunately, due to heavy mod presence on this forum, it may not be in my best interest to post it

 

[Gut Rumble]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar. .......You would think one of them would have seen it and ducked.

 

[Viscera]

The barman says.. "what an unusual trio. What do you have in common then?"

The thargoid says " i am a thargoid. I interdict players and dont talk to them."

The player says "i am a griefer. I interdict players and dont talk to them. Then i shoot them."

The dev says "i am a community manager. I just dont talk to players."

 

[Bigmaec]

The barman says.. "what an unusual trio. What do you have in common then?"

The thargoid says " i am a thargoid. I interdict players and dont talk to them."

The player says "i am a griefer. I interdict players and dont talk to them. Then i shoot them."

The dev says "i am a community manager. I just dont talk to players."

Awesome!

 

[DMaster]

… but the bar instantly disapperars, as the Barkeeper didn't pay it's upkeep costs.

 

[Lucius Neng]

Thargoid: "I'm going to rid the galaxy of these human CMDRs..."
Fdev: "Hold my beer..."

 

[gooddoc]

Cmdr: You two still playing this game then?

Dev & Thargoid: What game??

 

[CMDR Nathan Atterlein]

Syntax error: cmdrs can't walk without legs.

Edit

And the thargoid says "how did i do that... I have no legs..."

Didn't see you there lad! That makes the two of them, then.

 

[[PS4 Pro - PC] earthtone99]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

....Ouch!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

CONNECTION ERROR

connection code purple python

 

[NeilF]

A Cmdr a Dev and a Thargoid walk into a bar.......

"Fleet Carriers"