Space toilets in New Era? "We've been hiring for Space Janitors just in case", "it is a hot topic", "it's content that's being explored" 🙃

Rubbernuke

Rubbernuke
Anlepanfu said:
When toilets appear in SC: Booooo! It's a space sim, not the Sims!
When toilets appear in ED: YAY! I WANT TO HAVE A TOILET CLEANING GAME MECHANICS!!!

Fanatics never change :D
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I can see using the interdiction mechanics being used for aiming if your holo me is male.

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Its all fitting into place.
 

JonesTheFilm

JonesTheFilm
Hmmm... I don't think FD should bother with space toilets, whatever they do the NMS ones will be more colourful and the SC ones will be more detailed.
:LOL:
 

Alien

Alien
It's a running joke in Star Trek ... no-one ever goes to the toilet.
I'd be happy to have toilets in Elite Dangerous ..... having to use them though ..... meh, not so sure about that .... but the existence of toilets in the game? Yeah.
 

Rubbernuke

Rubbernuke
Arioch said:
Blue bars decrease as the bladder empties but the red ones increase as the feeling grows of “oh noes I actually need to do a poo”, leading to an Emergency Drop?

Will this lead to a redefinition of “Stream sniping”?
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Now this is New Era, fantastic concepts!

leading to an Emergency Drop?
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Nasty :D

Need some G5 stain remover or double absorbency experimental :D
 

Rubbernuke

Rubbernuke
Alien said:
It's a running joke in Star Trek ... no-one ever goes to the toilet.
I'd be happy to have toilets in Elite Dangerous ..... having to use them though ..... meh, not so sure about that .... but the existence of toilets in the game? Yeah.
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But could you teleport the waste material though? O Brien is probably tired of beaming number twos from number one into the toilet.
 

wabboo

wabboo
Alien said:
It's a running joke in Star Trek ... no-one ever goes to the toilet.
I'd be happy to have toilets in Elite Dangerous ..... having to use them though ..... meh, not so sure about that .... but the existence of toilets in the game? Yeah.
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Elite Dangerous does tend to go for the more realistic approach. So if we get food/drinks relieving yourself would probably also be on the cards:
  • Blatter/bowel meter goes above 100%.
  • <Warning in verity voice> Soiled suit detected.
  • Docks ship at station (anonymous mode).
  • Maintenance -> Clean pilot suit (with the appropriate cost).
 
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metatheurgist

metatheurgist
wabboo said:
That's some planning you need for a toilet break: You feel the urge. Turn FA off. Spin ship to generate artificial gravity. Activate magboots and walk to space toilet. Do your thing on the space toilet. Return to pilot seat and turn FA on (looks at all the spinning ships outside the station, yegh!).

A constant acceleration could also work, but you can't really do those in Elite Dangerous.
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Crocodiles have the "death roll", in the 31st century, ED pilots have the "poop roll".
 

valbarr

V
Alien said:
It's a running joke in Star Trek ... no-one ever goes to the toilet.
I'd be happy to have toilets in Elite Dangerous ..... having to use them though ..... meh, not so sure about that .... but the existence of toilets in the game? Yeah.
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no toilets on the enterprise. reason. whrn you sleep you fecal matter is site to site transported away. w to where you ask? replicator reclimations of course. enjoy that earl grey..... Hot.
 

valbarr

V
in Ed. food technology has advanced so much that almosr 99percent of the food or liquids you consume. can be metabolised by the body. producing almost zero waste material. ed pilots only need to potty. once a month or so.
 
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