If I was Imperial Regent of the Federation..

TheSisko

TheSisko
  1. The Federation would become the 1st vassal of the Empire.
  2. All NMLA members - and those protecting them - will be subject to arrest and trial. There is no hiding place against Imperial Justice.
  3. Federal Congress would remain in place - but the final approval for all their misguided decisions would be made by Imperial Overseers.
  4. War Criminal Hudson would be removed from office and put on immediate trial for crimes against Humanity, Starship One, the Empire....and anything else I can think of which looks like his fault.
  5. The primitive rights of Federal Citizens would be protected - subject to a security law which forbids all attempts of sedition against the Empire.
  6. Federal Commanders (not in the Federal Navy) would be forbidden to own any ship with more then 2 hardpoints - or any ship which has a large or huge hardpoint.
  7. Federal Miners would pay a 20% tax on all mining profits to the Empire.
  8. Federal Corporations would pay 20% tax to the Empire. That's the deal. They should prey I don't alter it further.
  9. Approval for all Federal Media Content would first be approved by the Imperial Office of Media and Communication. The time for Federal Fake News and Propaganda would come to an swift end.
  10. The Federation Navy would be downsized to 12% of its current size. But don't worry, The fine men and women of the Imperial Navy would guarantee the security and safety of the Federation and its citizens.
  11. All Federal Security agencies would be removed, and replaced with Imperial Security.
  12. Kumo Burgers would be banned within Federation space.
And after all that my friends, we shall have......peace. ;) 🍷
 

rrobes

R
Does the word "despot" ring any bells, no?

How about none of the above, as replacing bad with bad is bad.

Good luck though.
 

Achtung-Goomba

Achtung-Goomba
TheSisko said:
What are those burgers made of anyway.......do I even want to know? I suspect not, hence the banning.

Other meat produce is available. ;)
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The special stuff...
 

TheSisko

TheSisko
Bottom Hat said:
Got to admire your aspirations mate!!
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Just having some role-playing fun. ;)

Looks like we have a Imp vs Fed war incoming so its fun to explore the possible outcomes of that. And I'm sure in the case of a Fed victory, they would make their own demands on the Empire - and who's to say they would all be good under the current Fed leadership?
 

Vasco Sapien

Vasco Sapien
TheSisko said:
  1. The Federation would become the 1st vassal of the Empire.
  2. All NMLA members - and those protecting them - will be subject to arrest and trial. There is no hiding place against Imperial Justice.
  3. Federal Congress would remain in place - but the final approval for all their misguided decisions would be made by Imperial Overseers.
  4. War Criminal Hudson would be removed from office and put on immediate trial for crimes against Humanity, Starship One, the Empire....and anything else I can think of which looks like his fault.
  5. The primitive rights of Federal Citizens would be protected - subject to a security law which forbids all attempts of sedition against the Empire.
  6. Federal Commanders (not in the Federal Navy) would be forbidden to own any ship with more then 2 hardpoints - or any ship which has a large or huge hardpoint.
  7. Federal Miners would pay a 20% tax on all mining profits to the Empire.
  8. Federal Corporations would pay 20% tax to the Empire. That's the deal. They should prey I don't alter it further.
  9. Approval for all Federal Media Content would first be approved by the Imperial Office of Media and Communication. The time for Federal Fake News and Propaganda would come to an swift end.
  10. The Federation Navy would be downsized to 12% of its current size. But don't worry, The fine men and women of the Imperial Navy would guarantee the security and safety of the Federation and its citizens.
  11. All Federal Security agencies would be removed, and replaced with Imperial Security.
  12. Kumo Burgers would be banned within Federation space.
And after all that my friends, we shall have......peace. ;) 🍷
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An imperial invasion of the federation. :unsure:
I like this idea.
 

Bottom Hat

Bottom Hat
TheSisko said:
Just having some role-playing fun. ;)

Looks like we have a Imp vs Fed war incoming so its fun to explore the possible outcomes of that. And I'm sure in the case of a Fed victory, they would make their own demands on the Empire - and who's to say they would all be good under the current Fed leadership?
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I hope you didn't get me wrong mate - I'm not teasing you in the slightest! I know you're doing rp which is cool in my opinion :)

Your list certainly made me smile - especially the bit about taxing fed miners, and outlawing the infamous Kumo burgers!

As @Rubbernuke is a cannibal pirate, it is a clue to what the Burger King makes his fast food from too.... ;)
 

Speedcuffs

Speedcuffs
Have you tried our new Thargoid nugget boxes?
It may change your mind!
All Kumo Burger products are, I can assure you, ethically sourced!*

Ethics may differ in Kumo space.*

**Kumo space is wherever the Archon's minions dictate.

kumo Burger vouchers, always accepted in the cafeteria on the Carrier 'larry Niven'. All hail the Archnom!
 

Sublime

S
TheSisko said:
  1. The Federation would become the 1st vassal of the Empire.
  2. All NMLA members - and those protecting them - will be subject to arrest and trial. There is no hiding place against Imperial Justice.
  3. Federal Congress would remain in place - but the final approval for all their misguided decisions would be made by Imperial Overseers.
  4. War Criminal Hudson would be removed from office and put on immediate trial for crimes against Humanity, Starship One, the Empire....and anything else I can think of which looks like his fault.
  5. The primitive rights of Federal Citizens would be protected - subject to a security law which forbids all attempts of sedition against the Empire.
  6. Federal Commanders (not in the Federal Navy) would be forbidden to own any ship with more then 2 hardpoints - or any ship which has a large or huge hardpoint.
  7. Federal Miners would pay a 20% tax on all mining profits to the Empire.
  8. Federal Corporations would pay 20% tax to the Empire. That's the deal. They should prey I don't alter it further.
  9. Approval for all Federal Media Content would first be approved by the Imperial Office of Media and Communication. The time for Federal Fake News and Propaganda would come to an swift end.
  10. The Federation Navy would be downsized to 12% of its current size. But don't worry, The fine men and women of the Imperial Navy would guarantee the security and safety of the Federation and its citizens.
  11. All Federal Security agencies would be removed, and replaced with Imperial Security.
  12. Kumo Burgers would be banned within Federation space.
And after all that my friends, we shall have......peace. ;) 🍷
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You’re welcome to offer your terms at the nearest conflict zone in LTT 1935 🙂
 
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