Gordon Ramsay is about as Scottish as Rod Stewart or Mel Gibson...or even Chris Pine since he played Robert DeBruis in Outlaw King... with a slightly better Scots accent than Mel had in Braveheart. Your birth parents taking a leak at Glasgow central whilst on a business trip doesn't qualify you for citizenship...unless you're a Maori, currently play for the New Zealand All blacks and we desperately want you to play for the Scottish rugby team
I'm about as Scots as they come, right down to the blue skin...and I still don't like haggis or whisky...
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Real Scottish people drink this...our other national drink
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I remember that stuff from my time in Scotland. A flatmate let some dribble onto the floor. She used it as a hangover medicine, forgot about the spill, and when she checked again, it had left a hole in the carpet.*
*That was well over twenty years ago, and admittedly I was ed out of my pants, as well. It MIGHT have been a really nasty stain, but hey, a hole sounds way scarier, doesn't it...?
Anyway, I LOVED Scotland. Great people, great beer. Germans tend to believe that Scots are misers . . . not true, in my experience. If you want to meet REALLY tight-fisted guys, go to Swabia. Those guys'll charge you for telling you the time of the day . . .