I don't dislike ED, I just like SE a lot more at the moment. Unfortunately Keen's forums are kinda rubbish last I checked, so here I am!
Same people, still moaning ..
- Thread starter Luniticisi
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Infatuation. I think we all know who's to blame there: T.j.
After months of complex negotiations, and concessions on both sides, I, and the stray cat in my garden, have agreed on the Whinge Deal. We are now in complete control of the way we whinge, and we must take full advantage of this opportunity! This deal enables us to whinge with all international Commanders, and the first example of this new found freedom is joining Commander @Bottom Hat in lodging a formal whinge.
The signing of the Whinge Deal is a fantastic moment for both me and Commander Stray Cat, which finally delivers the result of our desire to whinge and brings to an end far too many years of argument and division about how and when we can whinge, while giving peak-time garden access to Commander Stray Cat.
And we will prosper mightily as independent free-to-whinge Commanders, controlling our own open letter whinges, our letter styles, and setting our own font sizes as we see fit.
I read that as whinge and binge. Which sounds excellent.
I still use a quote from a former fiance's father.
"You have the same pair of pants to be glad in."
That is to say, it is up to you to be upset or not about a thing.
i miss the open letters. Have all the people who think their opinion matters to anyone else just moved on to creating youtube videos instead of typing out their manifestos ?
It's alright for you and Commander Stray cat, you've already had the best years of whinging. What about the next generation of whingers, they'll have to renegotiate their whinges with every forum...it's an outrage!
Because of people like you there are millions of whinges backed up all the way to the internet exchange point.
A great deal of time, money and effort was taken in reaching general agreement on The Whinge Deal too, with much argument and discord over access rights for Cmdr Stray Cat to the fishing rights in Cmdr Sisko's garden pond.
But it has been agreed that because Cmdr Stray Cat doesn't currently own a way to get the goldfish out of said pond, he will have 5 years (cat years) to obtain sufficient ability - this can be via bribing other cats to help out, or by learning to borrow Cmdr Garden Gnome's tiny fishing rod (a late signatory to the Whinge Deal), amongst other methods.
It is felt generally amongst all parties, that once this 5 year period has passed, there will have been sufficient rebate acquisition to aid Cmdr Sisko in funding the fishing requirements, via import taxes. These will mostly occur at the front door, when Deliveroo bring round Cmdr Sisko's fish supper, from the local chippy purveyors.
Otherwise, there will be moderated changes to income ratio balancing amongst the members of the Whinge Deal, that will ensure no hardship is felt, during the post-transition period, in terms of balanced revenue from the right to catch fish either in the garden pond, or to purchase them from the local vendor of battered piscine products.
The Whinge Deal is a historic document, and will enable free trade along with the writing of balanced and stupid complaints to FD, especially those about people complaining. Time will reveal the importance of one's sovereign access to the right to write Whinges formally, and to get goldfish or other fishy delights.
Bounce Back Whingers!
Ah balls, I was already compiling my open letter....
It comes so naturally at this point that this entire thread of complainery complaintness probably compiles into more bits than the entire 1984 Elite game did.
Especially now ...
It comes so naturally at this point that this entire thread of complainery complaintness probably compiles into more bits than the entire 1984 Elite game did.
Especially now ...
Hahahaha! Especially if we keep it going off the rails with excellent mickeytaking!
Ps are you on my lawn?
Oh, I would love to walk inside the ship if it was required to do all activities, like boarding the srv, grabbing the FSS periscope, etc...