Come up with an awful Planet game (for fun)
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Planet Pharmacy: you're a hot new pharmaceutical company and the goal is to make as much money for shareholders as possible. End Game: become the new Martin Shrekli
Planet Monsanto: develop, and market new, genetically modified plants with the goal of making as much money and controllning as much of the worldwide food infrastructure as possible.
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Basically: Planet End Stage Capitalism.
Planet Monsanto: develop, and market new, genetically modified plants with the goal of making as much money and controllning as much of the worldwide food infrastructure as possible.
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Basically: Planet End Stage Capitalism.
Planet Bum: breed/increase your population of homeless people and train them to take over big cities. Find the right balance between begging and stealing. Defend your territory from hobos and tramps, who "ruin" your reputation of not working.
Planet Hipster Coffee Shop: Build a coffee shop for hipsters and try to keep them happy. So you built a coffee shop with every flavour except you forgot to put the "Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk " on the menu, you will lose reputation when they start tweeting about it.
You picked the colour "Royal blue" for all your fabrics but "Marine Blue" is the latest fashion for this season, you will upset your customers.
How well will you adapt to your customers with the speed settings of PZ with no pause option?
Planet Hipster Coffee Shop: Build a coffee shop for hipsters and try to keep them happy. So you built a coffee shop with every flavour except you forgot to put the "Grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk " on the menu, you will lose reputation when they start tweeting about it.
You picked the colour "Royal blue" for all your fabrics but "Marine Blue" is the latest fashion for this season, you will upset your customers.
How well will you adapt to your customers with the speed settings of PZ with no pause option?
This sounds awesome. I want to play it
I don't think I would play it but I would watch someone who has the Talent to make funny Let's Plays because even though it sounds stressful, it also sounds like it would be extremely funny to watch
I'd play this
Planet Poacher: you play as a poacher, trying to do whatever a poacher does. But along comes a Zoo Franchise and ruins it, taking away the precious albino pandas you worked so hard to catch. So you quit and go to PZ. But, all of a sudden, you have some albino pandas in your animal market. Whah? The 2 games are connected? One is your animal loving side. The other is when your franchise manager decides to acquire animals their own way
Planet Pest: you must design and build a colony of pests, taking over the backyard/house, spreading filth and disease. You lose when the leader of the colony dies. You can have the usual pests: rats, roaches, mosquitoes
Planet Pest: you must design and build a colony of pests, taking over the backyard/house, spreading filth and disease. You lose when the leader of the colony dies. You can have the usual pests: rats, roaches, mosquitoes
Planet Forum: You're a community moderator who has to manage the expectations of your player base while also trying to keep them hyped. Struggle between having everyone frothing at the mouth with excitement and not calling for violence because the color scheme on the last DLC was more seaform green than teal. Just wait for the Delay Announcement Expansion! Coming soon?
I would absolutely love this Game
I hope you can play in different Roles like Moderator, Community Manager, Forum Troll....
I feel like the Troll DLC would be extremely expensive lol
Planet Potty...
Design and build your own restroom; create and customize everything, from the walls and toilet stalls, to the plumbing and exhaust systems, to serve restroom goers of all shapes, sizes and peculiarities...
Build a potty of every style for every situation; including gas station, dive bar, amusement park, international airport, Mexican restaurant, maximum security prison, and more!
Satisfy (or annoy) customers of every kind; John Does and hobos, locals and tourists, businessmen and convicts, creepy clowns, bigfoot, aliens and others, all with their unique quirks, wants and needs!
Keep the floors spotless, the toilet paper supplied and the pipes unclogged, or face the wrath of angry people and backed-up plumbing...
Design and build your own restroom; create and customize everything, from the walls and toilet stalls, to the plumbing and exhaust systems, to serve restroom goers of all shapes, sizes and peculiarities...
Build a potty of every style for every situation; including gas station, dive bar, amusement park, international airport, Mexican restaurant, maximum security prison, and more!
Satisfy (or annoy) customers of every kind; John Does and hobos, locals and tourists, businessmen and convicts, creepy clowns, bigfoot, aliens and others, all with their unique quirks, wants and needs!
Keep the floors spotless, the toilet paper supplied and the pipes unclogged, or face the wrath of angry people and backed-up plumbing...
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Hey, don't already spoil the most difficult one
