THE NEW HIERARCHY

[xzanfr]

I'm guessing that 50% throttle is around 5mph below the speed limit, just to upset other people with jobs and lives? If so, good form!

I bought an ex luxenbourg army, land rover 101 and wondered why everyone was so impatient. About 3 weeks later it dawned on my that the speedo was in km/h not mph.
I still drive around too slow as I'm a middle aged Victor Meldrew... and stay away from my bins.

 

[Bottom Hat]

I drive slowly, pulling as far left as I can. But not so far that people can actually get around me. And I of course speed up on the long straights that people might actually try overtaking me on.

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I see, so you are a man with much experience in this department. I trust you are well aware of the need to use all your foglights in the slightest hint of a drizzle of rain as well then?!

 

[Bottom Hat]

I bought an ex luxenbourg army, land rover 101 and wondered why everyone was so impatient. About 3 weeks later it dawned on my that the speedo was in km/h not mph.
I still drive around too slow as I'm a middle aged Victor Meldrew... and stay away from my bins.

Only if you get those pesky kids off of my lawn too?

 

[xzanfr]

Only if you get those pesky kids off of my lawn too?

Arrange a selection of gravestones on the lawn and tell the kids these are the previous ones that played there.

 

[thelion]

Cmdrs, please charge your glasses and be upstanding.

One is afraid that public speech is not my forte but one will give it an Oxford try so to speak, what what........

'To all Bally well jolly Cmdrs who have weathered the early days,
To all Cmdrs who have suffered the Gank,
To all Cmdrs who have face planted on high G world's,
To all Cmdrs who have run the goods and seen profit, my God you are awesome.

I salute you and hold your trials and tribulations in high esteem, what what.

To all Cmdrs who have obtained the very pinnacle of both glory and godhood, yes, I refer to those of you who have obtained the golden chalice itself.

Please show your compliance to the machine overlords by taking a knee and holding up your cheap and worthless commanderhood for all to see.

We my dear Cmdrs are the chosen few, we are the tip of the spear, we are the new Elite.

First amongst equals, number one in a field of one.

WE ARE THE COBRA mk IV BAND OF CMDRS.

Thank you, thank you, I shall be here all week, what what

 

[WR3ND]

I'm gonna need more bear.

Hoe Garden Hoegaarden it is... 11.2 fl.oz. What crockery is this?

Spoiler

 

[Bottom Hat]

I'm gonna need more bear.

Hoe Garden Hoegaarden it is... 11.2 fl.oz. What crockery is this?

Spoiler

Nobody in their right mind, would turn down a good Hoe garden.

 

[thelion]

Nobody in their right mind, would turn down a good Hoe garden.

Bloody well right old bean, what what?

That smooth flavour, that shimmering colour and let's not forget the sweet honey nectar that needs to be shaken from the bottom of the bottle as if you were shaking the very fabric of hell itself.

I actually prefer a Tea and Crumpet, WOOF!

Tatty bye and a very stiff upper lip old bean what what

 

[WR3ND]

Here we have huge tracts of land and tiny hoe gardens... apparently.
But I suppose they taste just as well in a Cobra Mk. IV.

Spoiler

 

[GoldenSilver484]

Where on the hierarchy would a Cobra MkIV with an Xbox GPP decal, choice of either Azure or midnight black paintjobs, and a dashboard full of David Braben bobbleheads rank?

Asking for a friend.
Or is it for myself?

 

[thelion]

Where on the hierarchy would a Cobra MkIV with an Xbox GPP decal, choice of either Azure or midnight black paintjobs, and a dashboard full of David Braben bobbleheads rank?

Asking for a friend.
Or is it for myself?

Oh Braben, you are so big,
Let me tell you,
We are all really impressed down here.

Here endeth the lesson.

PS.
Your naked Braben worship has committed thy soul to the nine hell's.

What what

 

[WR3ND]

Chutney?

Spoiler

Hmm...

 

[CMDR D Noize]

The heiarchy goes as such:

PC Cobra 4 with all current double engineerd modules
Zeus on mt Olympus
Actual IRL aliens
PC Cobra 4
Einstein
Stephen Hawking
....
...
Dirt
The fertilizer inside the Dirt
Xbox Cobra 4
The worms that eat the fertilizer
Xbox/ps4 players

That seems to be the most accurate way to describe it nowadays.

So where would a base Xbox One user with all the double engineered modules and a Federal Emissive White decal sit in that hierarchy?

yes I am showing off from the comfort of my inferior gaming set up...

 

[Sensei Jacksama]

So where would a base Xbox One user with all the double engineered modules and a Federal Emissive White decal sit in that hierarchy?

yes I am showing off from the comfort of my inferior gaming set up...

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The same spot as regular console gamers. We are graciously allowed only 2 heiarchy positions and fdev cannot be bothered by allowing us a third spot else our PC masters would not receive the best possible foot massages.

What ship is that btw? I can't place it.

 

[{SAS}Stalker]

There's me, then there's you stinking lot!

 

[CMDR D Noize]

The same spot as regular console gamers. We are graciously allowed only 2 heiarchy positions and fdev cannot be bothered by allowing us a third spot else our PC masters would not receive the best possible foot massages.

What ship is that btw? I can't place it.

Well as far as I’m concerned it’s not what you’ve got but what you do with it...

And it’s the Mamba I use for CZs & high level combat.
It’s fast, powerful and looks like a rave

 

[Patrick_68000]

Given that any Cmdr can obtain triple Elite regardless of game purchase options and content purchase date.

Has the Cobra mk IV created a new Elite hierarchy within the galaxy?

Discuss.........

PS.
Submissions will count as 40% of this terms course work, what what

Mk IV ?

Only "Founding Members of the Elite" are at the top of the hierarchy

 

[Arindor]

PC Cobra Mk IV haves.
PC Cobra Mk IV have nots.
Everyone else.

 

[Sensei Jacksama]

Well as far as I’m concerned it’s not what you’ve got but what you do with it...

And it’s the Mamba I use for CZs & high level combat.
It’s fast, powerful and looks like a rave

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Pretty sweet. It looks like something you'd see in that game Far Cry Blood dragon.