Brewer Corp, I demand a refund

So today, I opened the message from my deck officer about my carrier's upkeep and I see that Brewer has charged 14 credits more this week! This is unacceptable! I demand a refund of these 14 credits!

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Open letter time

Also

I am sorry to say this but my friend and who have both played elite since it very first started will no longerplay this wonderful game if the fourteen credits aren't reimbursed in June. We have talked at length about this and this our conclusion.

Regards
Cmdr Graf Zahl
 
You'll get nothing and like it.

Oh, wait, wrong Brewer. I'd have my lawyers send a cease and desist letter but they are all drunk from the couple of tons of Lavian Brandy they yoinked from me during the CG a couple of weeks ago.
 
This face is saying challenge me. This face is saying I dare you to challenge me over this paltry amount of money. This face is saying, challenge me over this and find your telephone number on the wall of every public convenience in the known universe.

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When I see that face, all I hear being asked is:

"When I fell out the fugly tree, how many branches did I hit? Bearing in mind, I'm currently mimicking a bulldog chewing a wasp, that has been hit in the face with a big bag of spanners."
 
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