State of the Game

[Dutchman141]

You need to play smart. Start with a generic "you look as pretty as the day we met !", when she is still under the shock from the compliment, you quickly change subject.
It's like when the male mantis try to distract the female with a dead insect body.

I usually refer to one of my naps and pretend I didn't hear it.

 

[Rubbernuke]

The trick is:

Spoiler

Honestly, there is non.
You can only loose at that point or decide to die on your little hill of opinion...

War Games had it best

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play"

I.e. never get boxed in. Always have an escape route or distraction (like wines, chocolates or other surprises).

 

[Just]

Some posts are straying too close to the edge of what is acceptable. Let's not get too carried away please.

 

[Erei]

War Games had it best

"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play"

I.e. never get boxed in. Always have an escape route or distraction (like wines, chocolates or other surprises).

Yep, that's the smart game.

 

[Kenneth McGrew]

You checked ALL the posts??? you poor poor soul! Also welcome to the club.. have a cat pic

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i have employed a pigeon to read all threads, and any mention of small seismic charges it flags it up with management (a Dove naturally) who then texts me to let me know.

 

[Pigletslastand]

Make sure to be specific about the thing you DO like her in but stress that's just your opinion and you don't really know much about fashion

 

[AngryAntz]

If it's something I don't like in the past i've gone with "I like it but I've seen you lookin wayyy better in X or Y"

and you lived to tell the tale... wow

 

[SpaceIsHuge]

It depends.
Here is a tip (at the beginning):

Source: https://youtu.be/AQYzQVOEXHs

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApuFuuCJc3s

 

[Amy Pendergast]

i have employed a pigeon to read all threads, and any mention of small seismic charges it flags it up with management (a Dove naturally) who then texts me to let me know.

You should fire your dove, seems like a problem in middle management.

 

[Kenneth McGrew]

Oh I promise you, I did mention it - in the middle of Rubbernuke's existential crisis.

in this case here is Deborah our latest ex thread watching pigeon...

 

[Pigletslastand]

and you lived to tell the tale... wow

Honestly she appreciated when I told her what i liked.. of course I'm single now lol

 

[Rubbernuke]

Yep, that's the smart game.

The last resort (if you've really screwed up):

"Lets go on holiday to that place you always wanted to go!"

 

[Pigletslastand]

in this case here is Deborah our latest ex thread watching pigeon...

MMMmm cat an chips!! my fav

 

[AngryAntz]

You should fire your dove, seems like a problem in middle management.

they did that at the open of a casino in melbourne when they turned on the flame towers... not sure middle management had anything to do with it tho

 

[Rubbernuke]

Soy glazed chicken is lovely.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

in this case here is Deborah our latest ex thread watching pigeon...

Really my friend, let someone check your eyesight.
That's clearly a hamster, and a fine one at that.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Really my friend, let someone check your eyesight.
That's clearly a hamster, and a fine one at that.

Covered in soy? U mad?

 

[Erei]

Covered in soy? U mad?

Hamsters are a delicacy in some country. Also, they are much bigger in their natural habitat.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Covered in soy? U mad?

It's a sea-hamster?

 

[Fishy]

in this case here is Deborah our latest ex thread watching pigeon...

That salad looks way undercooked.