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Source: https://youtu.be/UpuPP1YUYHs
 
J. Arthur?

That'll do ;)

Closer to what works as a meme for Elite Dangerous. Since they like their old british pop culture.

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You really do hate the british don't you Mr void.

What happened? Did the king of england steal your my little pony? Did he pull its head off and put it up your nose?

Or did he run on to your front yard, and squish your flowers with his oversized novelty king shoes?

Did he point out that learning to take the safety off of your burglar deterrents helps first, then run away giggling like a big girly-king, before you worked out what he meant?

Did he run up behind you and pull away your chair as you were sitting down? Did you hurt your bottom-bone because of the big mean old king of england?

If any of the above applies, please direct your complaints to the "moaning old colonialists complaints dept, buckingham palace, c/o the big meanie king, somewhere in britain so it's going to be london, in dirty europe".



(For clarity for anyone else reading this, it is a joke and Mr Ender gives as good as he gets!)
 
You really do hate the british don't you Mr void.

What happened? Did the king of england steal your my little pony? Did he pull its head off and put it up your nose?

Or did he run on to your front yard, and squish your flowers with his oversized novelty king shoes?

Did he point out that learning to take the safety off of your burglar deterrents helps first, then run away giggling like a big girly-king, before you worked out what he meant?

Did he run up behind you and pull away your chair as you were sitting down? Did you hurt your bottom-bone because of the big mean old king of england?

If any of the above applies, please direct your complaints to the "moaning old colonialists complaints dept, buckingham palace, c/o the big meanie king, somewhere in britain so it's going to be london, in dirty europe".

We both know the king isn't doing any running, what with the hemophilia and uneven leg length and acute agoraphobia he suffers from.

But we both know what he did to my people* ...and we'll never forget!!

* he ruined top gear
 
Wait, didn't the Brits had a queen in the relatively recent years ? Why do you have a king now ? Don't tell me I missed the news....

Also, I'm the one who stole the pony, I need to get clean on that.

You are right old chap, but it just didn't sound as condescending in my mind for it to be the queen, running through his flowerbeds, breaking his my little pony, and pulling his chair out! I had in my mind a bit of a Lord Percy from Blackadder if I'm honest, as opposed to dear old Liz.

Plus, I hear that she is friends with Lord Brebus, so care must be taken, in case she is "not amused" again...

Good on you for confessing to the ponycide ;)

Well, TBF the only exceptions from my general "good pop is an oxymoron" rule that come to my mind are British.

Like this English Synth-Pop gem:

Source: https://youtu.be/9GMjH1nR0ds

Mad for it!

I still have the 12" single, which looks like a floppy disc, complete with cut-out... In pristine condition, just in case it gets valuable!

I used to do quite a bit of record collecting mate, and I'll be amazed if that's not worth a few quid. Not a crazy amount, but I bet it's damn collectible now, even if not in mint nick!
 
We both know the king isn't doing any running, what with the hemophilia and uneven leg length and acute agoraphobia he suffers from.

But we both know what he did to my people* ...and we'll never forget!!

* he ruined top gear

You forgot about the syphilis - never forget syphilis, it's a bad idea.

And I totally understand about top gear - criminal that was. Have you seen the new Clarkson docu-thingy on prime mate? I've not seen it yet but it looks funny - he has become a very incompetent farmer on his own farm. Granted he is a marmite guy though.
 
You forgot about the syphilis - never forget syphilis, it's a bad idea.

And I totally understand about top gear - criminal that was. Have you seen the new Clarkson docu-thingy on prime mate? I've not seen it yet but it looks funny - he has become a very incompetent farmer on his own farm. Granted he is a marmite guy though.
Its a bit late since Prince George has conquered the hearts of Americans with his small boy antics.
 
You forgot about the syphilis - never forget syphilis, it's a bad idea.

And I totally understand about top gear - criminal that was. Have you seen the new Clarkson docu-thingy on prime mate? I've not seen it yet but it looks funny - he has become a very incompetent farmer on his own farm. Granted he is a marmite guy though.

saw Capt Slow's voyage thru japan, and hammond's island escape crossover with myth busters. ...but not this clarkson one yet.
 
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