State of the Game

[Fishy]

Say what you want, but I'll give credit where it's due. These forums were becoming boringly relevant and almost on a positive curve with another patch approaching. But boy, did they manage to fix that! We're straight back into popcorn overdose territory.

I'm a bit worried over the lasting performance though. How can they further inflame the crowd now after those two huge NO? Apart from "we're done with optimisation, the performance you see now is what you get", I can't see it.

 

[Darth Ender]

It's a bushcat in a tiny boat - outstanding!

Without the meow, nobody can really tell if it's a cat or not.

You can't just post pictures of anything you think is a cat and just assume everyone will know it. You have to show a little effort. This isn't just any thread where such carelessness is tolerated.

 

[Fishy]

Found that one while you wait.

Many Fixes Are Coming!

 

[Darth Ender]

Many Fixes Are Coming!

so we're in Season 8 now i take it.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

Say what you want, but I'll give credit where it's due. These forums were becoming boringly relevant and almost on a positive curve with another patch approaching. But boy, did they manage to fix that! We're straight back into popcorn overdose territory.

I'm a bit worried over the lasting performance though. How can they further inflame the crowd now after those two huge NO? Apart from "we're done with optimisation, the performance you see now is what you get", I can't see it.

Oh there's still the modes to play with - they can always hint at changing the balance between them and it'll the OOPPocalypse all over again

Or just give the 'Conda a sensible mass.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Say what you want, but I'll give credit where it's due. These forums were becoming boringly relevant and almost on a positive curve with another patch approaching. But boy, did they manage to fix that! We're straight back into popcorn overdose territory.

I'm a bit worried over the lasting performance though. How can they further inflame the crowd now after those two huge NO? Apart from "we're done with optimisation, the performance you see now is what you get", I can't see it.

Don't forget they also pushed Update 5 one week further away.

No idea what they could do to top that

 

[Darth Ender]

Don't forget they also pushed Update 5 one week further away.

No idea what they could do to top that

Update the Conda hull to what it should be ...retroactive to all currently purchased condas.

 

[Spaceman Si]

Say what you want, but I'll give credit where it's due. These forums were becoming boringly relevant and almost on a positive curve with another patch approaching. But boy, did they manage to fix that! We're straight back into popcorn overdose territory.

I'm a bit worried over the lasting performance though. How can they further inflame the crowd now after those two huge NO? Apart from "we're done with optimisation, the performance you see now is what you get", I can't see it.

I think they’re just getting into their stride; they have plenty of scope for further entertainment!

“The lighting is how we planned it and it’s staying like that”
”Terrain generation is working as expected, and won’t be changed”
”The minimum spec is raised to a GTX3090, 64Mb of RAM, and an octa-core 4.75GHz cpu”
”Previously issued paint-jobs no longer function in Odyssey”
”Fleet Carrier upkeep is increasing by 50%”
”Power Play is open only from now on”

&c, &c, &c

One of the above was an actual statement at one point

 

[Fishy]

Update the Conda hull to what it should be ...retroactive to all currently purchased condas.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Update the Conda hull to what it should be ...retroactive to all currently purchased condas.

You are mean.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

I think they’re just getting into their stride; they have plenty of scope for further entertainment!

“The lighting is how we planned it and it’s staying like that”
”Terrain generation is working as expected, and won’t be changed”
”The minimum spec is raised to a GTX3090, 64Mb of RAM, and an octa-core 4.75GHz cpu”
”Previously issued paint-jobs no longer function in Odyssey”
”Fleet Carrier upkeep is increasing by 50%”
”Power Play is open only from now on”

&c, &c, &c

One of the above was an actual statement at one point

I'm totally for that much ram

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

You are mean.

In return, they could have the Sidewinder it's supposed to carry - but only if they schlepp all the way back to the Bubble.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

I think they’re just getting into their stride; they have plenty of scope for further entertainment!

“The lighting is how we planned it and it’s staying like that”
”Terrain generation is working as expected, and won’t be changed”
”The minimum spec is raised to a GTX3090, 64Mb of RAM, and an octa-core 4.75GHz cpu”
”Previously issued paint-jobs no longer function in Odyssey”
”Fleet Carrier upkeep is increasing by 50%”
”Power Play is open only from now on”

&c, &c, &c

One of the above was an actual statement at one point

You know the first two are actually gonna happen, right?

 

[Amy Pendergast]

In return, they could have the Sidewinder it's supposed to carry - but only if they schlepp all the way back to the Bubble.

They made so many mistakes by now, you couldn't come up with more hilarity yourself.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

You know the first two are actually gonna happen, right?

Na, planet gen, lightning etc will be additionally downgrade for console release.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

They made so many mistakes by now, you couldn't come up with more hilarity yourself.

The only thing they could do with more hilarious results than not listening to the players, is actually listening to the players

 

[Erei]

Bit flirty...!



Nah, that wasn't a save



Bloody tinder, ruins everything for me...



@Erei when you have the chance old chap

Yeah, not a lot of picture of DB at this angle. So it's not really good.

 

[Spaceman Si]

You know the first two are actually gonna happen, right?

Regrettably, yes, I’d have a few quid on that being the case. But the best comedy always has a tragically realistic core to it.

 

[Darth Ender]

I think they’re just getting into their stride; they have plenty of scope for further entertainment!

“The lighting is how we planned it and it’s staying like that”

it's certainly different now than it used to be, which impacts things like paint jobs...so not sure how that would go given the laws with consumer protection on the european side of the ocean.

”Terrain generation is working as expected, and won’t be changed”

could be true, you can expect garbage and get garbage and the statement would be true.

”The minimum spec is raised to a GTX3090, 64Mb of RAM, and an octa-core 4.75GHz cpu”

I have 64gb of ram and a 24 core cpu. But i'll be damned if i touch an nvidia graphics card. Hell to the no. Radeon all the way.

”Previously issued paint-jobs no longer function in Odyssey”

Well they they dont function correctly...anyway.

”Fleet Carrier upkeep is increasing by 50%”

It can increase 100% and still not matter to anyone who can purchase one. Credits are infinite and freely available and there is no inflation in the game. You can print money doing stupid simple tasks to the point where they have no value.

”Power Play is open only from now on”

this is obviously fake, open mode in the client serves no purpose in giving pvp powerplay players what they want. it's a red herring. I can be open all day and just firewall off any p2p connections completely invisibly to the client - and it's trivial to do so.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

The only thing they could do with more hilarious results than not listening to the players, is actually listening to the players

The forums then:

Fdev - how dare you!!!!11!!
<Insert pitchfork here>
Oh, wait, what? We get what we want? WOOOOOOOOOT

After this: World peace, no famines, no poverty l, no wars.
We will raise into a completely new and utopian golden age...

Ah, crap. Honestly, crap.