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Reminds me of the banned Orangina adverts.
I'd never heard of any Orangina adverts getting banned. So I had to google them, didn't I. 😲
I think I finally lost the plot by the time the zebras riding the, uh... exploding bottles made an appearance, but in truth my brain was damaged within seconds of the start.

Check out everything from Snowdonia Cheese Company and just cheese yourself to death because ISTsotASTYyouCANTstoPeATINGit

Damnit. That would be an "Indulgent Hamper" on it's way to me, but they don't ship outside of the UK. My next trip to North Wales will have to include a site visit, I think, even if it does mean going into Rhyl.

Arn't the english just across the water?
The Dutch had plenty of influence on the English 😅 (and some people a little to the North of where I live)
 
Another top tip recipe for you... Maasdamer with kale.... sounds perfect!
No like for you.
 
*thinks that the Dutch direct neighbors are okay due to the fact that Dutch intelligence has an effect on immediate contact.

It made perfect sense to me, you should drink more Scotch.
Dutch, Scotch, now time for Polish.

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Polish national dance is called: "Polonez" - from "Polonaise" in French.

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Polish pride of automobile industry in East Block times was called... Yes, Polonez.
(I still can't forgive Clarkson for his travesty of car review of this car in Top Gear)

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Polish national drink... no comment :)


Now you know everything you need to know about my people.
You can just keep randomly saying "Polonez"/"Polonaise" to Poles, and this will always end well :
  • girls will think you like to dance,
  • guys will tell you how Polonez was a great car,
and both will gladly drink with you after you have proven to know and feel the essence of "polishness"
 
Dutch, Scotch, now time for Polish.

43338c1df5c1d6fd81194c08c395e05d.jpg

Polish national dance is called: "Polonez" - from "Polonaise" in French.

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Polish pride of automobile industry in East Block times was called... Yes, Polonez.
(I still can't forgive Clarkson for his travesty of car review of this car in Top Gear)

polonaise-700ml.jpg

Polish national drink... no comment :)


Now you know everything you need to know about my people.
You can just keep randomly saying "Polonez"/"Polonaise" to Poles, and this will always end well :
  • girls will think you like to dance,
  • guys will tell you how Polonez was a great car,
and both will gladly drink with you after you have proven to know and feel the essence of "polishness"
You are a bit like Google, aren't you? :)
 
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