State of the Game

[Amy Pendergast]

Have I missed something?
I fell asleep while waiting for in-game data download to end.

Nope.

Okay, perhaps 20 pages Nope.

 

[Just]

Next time I'll set an alarm.

 

[Ralph Vargr]

At least one streamer has played Minecraft while waiting...

 

[Just]

I may start playing in my office.
I mean, I will have enough time to do all my work anyway.

 

[Erei]

Guys, we might need to stop this thread. I mean, there might be potential ED customers who stumble onto this thread and think it's about cat meme and don't buy the game.
Imagine if an internet review website found it ? Imagine the next rock paper shotgun news "Elite Dangerous : Odyssey haven't recovered from its disastrous launch, as players flood the forum with cat meme in protest"

 

[PiLhEaD]

With custard. There must be custard.

Definitely.

In truth I don't mind if others want ice-cream and/or cream, no matter how wrong they are, but for me, yes, custard (with crumble).

With apple pie, either ice-cream or custard is perfectly fine.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

Guys, we might need to stop this thread. I mean, there might be potential ED customers who stumble onto this thread and think it's about cat meme and don't buy the game.
Imagine if an internet review website found it ? Imagine the next rock paper shotgun news "Elite Dangerous : Odyssey haven't recovered from its disastrous launch, as players flood the forum with cat meme in protest"

Actually, that would be epic

 

[PiLhEaD]

Guys, we might need to stop this thread. I mean, there might be potential ED customers who stumble onto this thread and think it's about cat meme and don't buy the game.
Imagine if an internet review website found it ? Imagine the next rock paper shotgun news "Elite Dangerous : Odyssey haven't recovered from its disastrous launch, as players flood the forum with cat meme in protest"

Bobblecats confirmed!!!

 

[Bottom Hat]

Guys, we might need to stop this thread. I mean, there might be potential ED customers who stumble onto this thread and think it's about cat meme and don't buy the game.
Imagine if an internet review website found it ? Imagine the next rock paper shotgun news "Elite Dangerous : Odyssey haven't recovered from its disastrous launch, as players flood the forum with cat meme in protest"

Imagine if they bought the game thinking it was about cat memes!

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Guys, we might need to stop this thread. I mean, there might be potential ED customers who stumble onto this thread and think it's about cat meme and don't buy the game.
Imagine if an internet review website found it ? Imagine the next rock paper shotgun news "Elite Dangerous : Odyssey haven't recovered from its disastrous launch, as players flood the forum with cat meme in protest"

Alright, let's jump to Steam and post lots of good reviews to make up for our organized review bombing.

And I will return my SC member card instantly and not cash in the cheque. I swear.

 

[Erei]

Imagine if they bought the game thinking it was about cat memes!

I never imagined I'd say that about ED, but there are cat meme and it's an important resource. I don't know if they'd be disappointed.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

Chaps and chapesses:
The Steamcharts thread got a 'potato' comment. Don't cross the streams!

 

[Bottom Hat]

Chaps and chapesses:
The Steamcharts thread got a 'potato' comment. Don't cross the streams!

The bingo force is strong with this one!

 

[Amy Pendergast]

The bingo force is strong with this one!

He already scored a "double potato".

 

[Bottom Hat]

He already scored a "double potato".

We're looking for the 3 point words next - betrayal, bait and switch, and the new hilarity - gaslighted!

 

[Fishy]

Guys, we might need to stop this thread. I mean, there might be potential ED customers who stumble onto this thread and think it's about cat meme and don't buy the game.
Imagine if an internet review website found it ? Imagine the next rock paper shotgun news "Elite Dangerous : Odyssey haven't recovered from its disastrous launch, as players flood the forum with cat meme in protest"

Look, it's simple, look at this diagram:

Obviously, we are the good guys, in that lovely ork green tone*. In order to increase the Net Promoter Score, according to the instuctions above, our course of action is clear:

We need megaphones!

*may appear as a shade of grey in Odyssey

 

[Erei]

Look, it's simple, look at this diagram:
View attachment 241069

Obviously, we are the good guys, in that lovely ork green tone*. In order to increase the Net Promoter Score, according to the instuctions above, our course of action is clear:

We need megaphones!

*may appear as a shade of grey in Odyssey

But I thought the whiners where the "vocal minority" ? I'm very confused.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

But I thought the whiners where the "vocal minority" ? I'm very confused.

Yes, they are the green ones. They promote imaginary bugs.

 

[Fishy]

But I thought the whiners where the "vocal minority" ? I'm very confused.

Hence the megaphones, we can outvocal them. And according to the diagram we obviously outminority them already. Checkmate haters!

 

[Erei]

Hence the megaphones, we can outvocal them. And according to the diagram we obviously outminority them already. Checkmate haters!

Damn, maths are so confusing, I'm glad you guys are professional, I wouldn't never have understood that.