State of the Game

[Raliel]

I meant something mental.
Nothing wrong with your dress sense.

nowt wrong with my dress sense.... youth of today going around showing ankles and things

 

[Rubbernuke]

Let's not overdo it. She seems to do her jobs just fine but she is just doing her job, not saving the Amazonian Jungle.

Talk to her about Powerplay and then judge.

The P word is the ultimate arbiter in CM worthiness.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

Talk to her about Powerplay and then judge.

The P word is the ultimate arbiter in CM worthiness.

Many have tried. None have succeeded.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Many have tried. None have succeeded.

Even less have survived.

 

[AngryAntz]

Yep. That's our Antz!

Now, to the important question: Where the everloving Hades have you been?

Hades is appropriate... I was at work

 

[MishaTX]

Hades is appropriate... I was at work

Well Hell's bells. They make you do that in Australia? Don't you have people to do that for you?

 

[WeComeInPeace]

 

[Rubbernuke]

Many have tried. None have succeeded.

Only Warp Demons can survive it.

 

[AngryAntz]

Well Hell's bells. They make you do that in Australia? Don't you have people to do that for you?

I am the people to do that for you

 

[Just]

Shrugs and starts strapping designated victim to @Just

Yes.
The victim and me.

Should I start telling my fascinating stories in a loop, those where I am absolutely not creating absurdly long sequences containing cumulative increasing amount as many descriptive details as my tenacious imagination will be able to create in real time, until inevitable buffer overflow error occurs in victim's brain, causing burst of random neural bursts propagating as a chain reaction pattern though all of synapses, eventually saturating all of pain processing brain area, what would subjectively be experienced by victim as an overlap of every pain he/she has experienced through all his/her life, making it a kind of suffering that is comparable only to whole body being exposed to microwave radiation tuned exactly to make every cell of body crying in desperate, constant pain bursts ,but not strong enough to kill nerves transmitting this apocalyptic climax of stretched in time agony?

Or should I be gracious and use some trivial tools like hammer, drill, wrench, car battery etc ?

 

[MishaTX]

I am the people to do that for you

Oh... conversation got awkward for some reason... erm...

 

[AngryAntz]

After mocking FDev for the last month, I have to be fair and mention that the patch notes look pretty good

Yes they are nicely formated and I love the new bullet points system

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Yes.
The victim and me.

Should I start telling my fascinating stories in a loop, those where I am absolutely not creating absurdly long sequences containing cumulative increasing amount as many descriptive details as my tenacious imagination will be able to create in real time, until inevitable buffer overflow error occurs in victim's brain, causing burst of random neural bursts propagating as a chain reaction pattern though all of synapses, eventually saturating all of pain processing brain area, what would subjectively be experienced by victim as an overlap of every pain he/she has experienced through all his/her life, making it a kind of suffering that is comparable only to whole body being exposed to microwave radiation tuned exactly to make every cell of body crying in desperate, constant pain bursts ,but not strong enough to kill nerves transmitting this apocalyptic climax of stretched in time agony?

Or should I be gracious and use some trivial tools like hammer, drill, wrench, car battery etc ?

I think reading the victim this single post will do fine.

 

[MishaTX]

Yes.
The victim and me.

Should I start telling my fascinating stories in a loop, those where I am absolutely not creating absurdly long sequences containing cumulative increasing amount as many descriptive details as my tenacious imagination will be able to create in real time, until inevitable buffer overflow error occurs in victim's brain, causing burst of random neural bursts propagating as a chain reaction pattern though all of synapses, eventually saturating all of pain processing brain area, what would subjectively be experienced by victim as an overlap of every pain he/she has experienced through all his/her life, making it a kind of suffering that is comparable only to whole body being exposed to microwave radiation tuned exactly to make every cell of body crying in desperate, constant pain bursts ,but not strong enough to kill nerves transmitting this apocalyptic climax of stretched in time agony?

Or should I be gracious and use some trivial tools like hammer, drill, wrench, car battery etc ?

Complains about Wall of Text, throws like anyways because if you have to do a WoT, at least do it in style.

Also, that was kind of the whole point, but this here clodhopper ain't overburned by an excessive amount of book learnin'.

 

[Just]

I think reading the victim this single post will do fine.

But... this was just an extremally compressed glimpse at the general idea of the actual process.

 

[AngryAntz]

3 states away? That's Montana!
<Will Smith Oh Hell Naw! meme>

3 states away? thats the Indian Ocean!

 

[Amy Pendergast]

But... this was just an extremally compressed glimpse at the general idea of the actual process.

I bet.

 

[MishaTX]

But... this was just an extremally compressed glimpse at the general idea of the actual process.

Let's keep it compressed then, shall we, because I felt a distinct drop in my number of functioning synapses, and I haven't got that many to spare.

 

[Rat Catcher]

Sally can handle herself well enough...

I don't feel disrespected AT all but I do feel I should maybe introduce myself -
I'm Sally, previously on the Production team for Elite Dangerous so I know quite a lot about the development of the game from Horizons onwards (not tooting my own horn, just want you to feel reassured I know what I'm doing). Similarly, Community Managers who write the patch notes absolutely know everything they possibly can about the game and it's progress. We're here to support you on this side and the devs on our side to get this game the best it can be for you all.
I'm also not a guy.

Smear Campaign plans, as I said to a couple of Commanders back in the thread - we're looking deeply into things on that side and will update you asap with news on progress.

Thanks!

 

[Valorin]

Rock the Cachaça in the One and Only Caipirinha

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Nom.