in RNGesus style, 1 time in 1000 you should get an extra chatty Apex driver giving lots of "Do you know who I had in my shuttle last week? Only Drew Wagar... He was much shorter than I imagined" and so on - rabbitting for the whole taxi ride. Happy to write a script for a (black cab) V/O artist. Or get Drew to...
London cabby as Apex
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This'd only be accurate if they refuse to go to certain systems or take the long way around to run up the meter.
Or, "I don't go south of the nebula at this time of night"
Be like:
NAH, YHU DHANT WAN A GO DAHN TO LAVE THAT WAY GUV, TAKE YOU AHHHHHGGESS.
YOU ENGEHHHENNEERED AN E GRADE THRUSTER FINKING IT WAS A GRADE- WOT A MUPPET
Beluga blocks path WOT IS THIS IDHIOT FINK HES DOIN? GEHT AHT THE WAY!
NAH, YHU DHANT WAN A GO DAHN TO LAVE THAT WAY GUV, TAKE YOU AHHHHHGGESS.
YOU ENGEHHHENNEERED AN E GRADE THRUSTER FINKING IT WAS A GRADE- WOT A MUPPET
Beluga blocks path WOT IS THIS IDHIOT FINK HES DOIN? GEHT AHT THE WAY!
Does anyone know what the Apex soiling charge is for when the evening’s revelry, ahem, forcibly ejects itself too early whilst still in transit? Asking for a friend...
Based on how other misdemeanors are handled in Odyssey, I'd say the soiling charge is likely a plasma rifle to the head followed by spacing.
Vomiting is a crime punishable by death!