Don't try this or you will draw the wrath of @Rubbernuke on you...And kale....
Don't try this or you will draw the wrath of @Rubbernuke on you...And kale....
Shall I add bacon?Don't try this or you will draw the wrath of @Rubbernuke on you...
Meets poster half-way.Inserts generic wall-of-text extolling the virtues of bacon and also Marmite...
...a bacon and marmite toasty says you?Inserts generic wall-of-text extolling the virtues of bacon and also Marmite...
Sphincter BeretButtock Chapeau?
Hmmm... The idea has merit...a bacon and marmite toasty says you?
...Mrs PiLhEaD looks over the top of her glasses, shakes her head, tuts and mumbles something, before returning to the book she was reading... ...it's the Little Book of Calm....rushes off toward the kitchen giggling and waving my hands like a silly schoolgirl...
GIVE ME KALE ONE MORE TIME I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU
To cheese or not to cheese? That is a question!Hmmm... The idea has merit![]()
On its own or with something else?To cheese or not to cheese? That is a question!
Maybe a bit of mild goats' cheese, maybe...?
NO! Goat's cheese tastes far too much like wet goat smells...To cheese or not to cheese? That is a question!
Maybe a bit of mild goats' cheese, maybe...?
Marmite is glorious. The end.Can we just have a quick poll on the virtues or otherwise of Marmite?
With absolutely no mention of kale, as I now fear for my life rather than, as previously, just my sanity...
Food of the Gods. End of! Thank you.Can we just have a quick poll on the virtues or otherwise of Marmite?
With absolutely no mention of kale, as I now fear for my life rather than, as previously, just my sanity...
Added to the marmite and bacon toasty (post edited) - I think it's creamy smoothness will offset the salty goodness of the bacon/marmite delightfulnessity.On its own or with something else?
A pox be upon them and their vile spread!Don't none of them antipodeans come here and tell us that Vegemite is the same stuff...![]()