Ummmmm! I'm telling Ian about this! You used a naughty word

Ummmmm! I'm telling Ian about this! You used a naughty word
Not a "lamp", as such... But pretty much accurate.Do you have to rub a magic lamp to get served there?![]()
Instruction unclear, tea was dumped in Boston harbor instead.
Never had one. They were a modern invention, I shagged off to the States in 1996 and been stuck here since. Every visit home I'm more and more impressed by stuff though. Can get pints other than stouts and lagers in the pubs these days, if you mention the words "medium rare" in a restaurant you're not thrown out for being a heathen, and there are more pizza options now than Four Star and those frozen mini yokes. (Now I'm gagging for a Dough Bros chicken tikka pizza as well...)Missing the old spice bag are we?
It's also illegal here. But our police isn't that into taking these gangs face to face. You know, tolerance for other cultures and that stuff.Well, that's how it dropped down to 1€. The dedication of some people is astounding.
In France it's illegal to lose money on a sale, to prevent disloyal competition. Unless you filled for bankruptcy and the like.
Tell me about it! I remind myself of that all the time when some poor foreigner is trying to make sense of our utter nonsensical language.TBH (apart from leg pulling) I agree - god only knows how foreigners learn english spelling and pronunciation - there's so many anomalies!
Are you living in Ankh Morpok by any chances ?It's also illegal here. But our police isn't that into taking these gangs face to face. You know, tolerance for other cultures and that stuff.
NSFW?Gross! Where are the NSFW spoiler tags?! I'm SO reporting that!![]()
They're in the kebabs. Just saying.I'm my city we had the "doner wars" - nice for the customers (you just had to pay a single euro for one) but now there are only a handful of the shops left and a few owners gone missing.
Spoken like a person who's never enjoyed a bag of Hunky Dorys cheddar and spring onion.They sell Lays and Lays stacks everywhere. Those are the best chips.
Unless doritos are your thing. That's everywhere too..
Or corn chips ...fritos are all over
or Tortilla based chips for dipping and what not. Those are everywhere.
Also, we sell razors to fix your butt situation. Also available everywhere.
Salty cold tea? No wonder Americas the way it is.Instruction unclear, tea was dumped in Boston harbor instead.
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Nah Germany, and believe me Ankh Morpok is nothing against reality sometimes....Are you living in Ankh Morpok by any chances ?
Not sure there's a problem with leaving the country. It's getting into the country you want to go to that's the issue.
I'd hate for you to leave, though. We're famously hospitable, and if we aren't, it's because we're not Texans
I'll buy you a beer and a steak any day of the week and twice on Sundays (after church, of course). Come on down, pull up a chair!![]()
Not sure the Ex colonies have gotten the hang of kettlesSalty cold tea? No wonder Americas the way it is.
Hot water over tea leaves, milk (or milk first and scald it if a purist).
Explains the better quality during that timeThey're in the kebabs. Just saying.
Water tasted funny for weeks. But since it was salt water, only the fish complained, and who gives a honk about those critters, amirite?Instruction unclear, tea was dumped in Boston harbor instead.
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Spoken like a person who's never enjoyed a bag of Hunky Dorys cheddar and spring onion.
The only American crisps I find remotely acceptable are kettle chips (in their various guises) but specifically these jobbies:
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I've "only" moved in here from France in 2003, and yeah, even over that timespan, the change has been massive. Every pub seemed to only be allowed to serve Guinness/Smithwicks/Carlsberg, whereas now we're drowning in microbrews from every corner of the country, and my local supermarket stocks it all. Same for food variety, both in shops and restaurants. Funny you're mentioning Dough Bros, they're the big success story from my kids secondary school.Never had one. They were a modern invention, I shagged off to the States in 1996 and been stuck here since. Every visit home I'm more and more impressed by stuff though. Can get pints other than stouts and lagers in the pubs these days, if you mention the words "medium rare" in a restaurant you're not thrown out for being a heathen, and there are more pizza options now than Four Star and those frozen mini yokes. (Now I'm gagging for a Dough Bros chicken tikka pizza as well...)