State of the Game

[Just]

So, finally home from work. Had the honor to meet a new manager.

Plus side: Got a massive pay raise
Negative side: The manager is a vegan on missionary tour

I thinking about changing jobs

You can be vegan at work, and normal omnivorous person everywhere else.

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

No, sorry, but I'm pretty sure he's right.

Blocked

 

[MishaTX]

Assuming it's not raining... which... well... it can do here...

It did so here too this year. Had all of us running around sacrificing virgins and praying to the Old Gods.

We don't see that sort of thing often, you see.

 

[Rubbernuke]

I like pineapple pizza, as long as the cheese is slightly milkier in taste and there is some nice ham involved.

 

[Erei]

You can be vegan at work, and normal omnivorous person everywhere else.

I'm vegan, but what I consider meat is very fluid.

 

[Oztig]

Wow... from my childhood... a Saturday treat... blimey that does take me back. Happy and poignant memories.

Are we allowed to mention a finger of fudge giving your kids a treat, or will I get a life ban. ?

 

[Boomtrooper]

Until we get G.E.R.D., that is.

Or GORD if you're not 'murican and can spell properly...

 

[MishaTX]

So what you're saying is that I should rub it on my fingertips to remove my prints?

Good call.

Sulphuric acid works better. Don't ask me how I know. No, please don't ask me. ARE YOU NOT LISTENING? I told you not to ask.

 

[Darth Ender]

Nah mate. That's not a biscuit! Add strawberry jam, clotted cream and a nice pot of tea, and what you have there is a small slice of Heaven.

it unequivocally is a biscuit.

If you want to add a bunch of stuff you put on a bagel then fine. but the middle pictured is of a biscuit. I didn't add bagels. But think of them as round dense bread things with a hole in the center that you cut across and put that stuff you mentioned on (or other stuff ....and the bagel itself can be made with a bunch of different things in it etc)

you're not supposed to eat biscuits like they are bagels. As biscuits tend to be crumbly.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

Bring a bacon sandwich to eat at work next to your new manager. "I haven't had time to eat, mind if I do while we talk ?".
The smell of meat will be like torture. So tasty smelling, yet so forbidden.

I had a Kebap for lunch when we went out - check.

Ended in some impressive magic vodoo health advices.

Will still bite the cow in the a*** if I'm hungry. I

 

[Boomtrooper]

I'm vegan, but what I consider meat is very fluid.

It's the old logic - cows are vegan, therefore steak is vegan too...

 

[Tyres O'Flaherty]

I remember the adverts:

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS1_hqw12UI


Terry Scott, who then went on to be Penfold in dangerous, amongst many other things - Wipe Terry and June from your mind, is all I can say. Although the theme tune has now entered my head and won't go away - HELP !!!

3p!

 

[PiLhEaD]

Our roses had less Pri*** than the Lancashire one
(No offence meant . )

Oh. I got confused then. I thought it might have after a contentious call by the ref at a Rollerball local derby.

 

[Just]

I'm vegan, but what I consider meat is very fluid.

"I don't eat meat.
But I like meals made of muscles"

 

[Erei]

It's the old logic - cows are vegan, therefore steak is vegan too...

I mean, as I mentioned earlier, cow eat grass, we eat cow. So eating cow is eating grass with an extra step, and it's vegan.

 

[Just]

Sulphuric acid works better. Don't ask me how I know. No, please don't ask me. ARE YOU NOT LISTENING? I told you not to ask...

...now you have to jump in the barrel.

 

[MishaTX]

Plus side: Got a massive pay raise
Negative side: The manager is a vegan on missionary tour

It's alright. Pay raise is awesome. As to the manager?

That's a problem that's fixable, and you've already got loads of good advice in this thread on how to fix it. Not that I would ever endorse such a thing, of course, I'm just making a casual, calm and scientific observation here.

 

[Just]

I mean, as I mentioned earlier, cow eat grass, we eat cow. So eating cow is eating grass with an extra step, and it's vegan.

So, eating feces is vegan too?

Like: third layer of veganism.

 

[Amy Pendergast]

I'm vegan, but what I consider meat is very fluid.

I have a tactic for that if i want to buy meat.

Everytime i enter the shop I call "Everything that's not vegan should leave the building".
After counting to ten everything left must be vegan u definition, problem solved.

 

[Raliel]

I'm vegan, but what I consider meat is very fluid.

I think I already said this, but Human is the only ethical meat