Put some kind of ear pods on.This thread moves so fast, you have to surf it, and stay on the crest of the wave, otherwise you'll crash out, and never catch up again.
How am I going to go to bed tonight. Last night I was posting while the football was on - although to be fair I can't stand football, so was a good distraction.
Hmm - perhaps take pad to bed - sleep is overrated
Run some script to read you new posts in real time, even in your sleep.
You subconsciousness will process it in the background,
and forum will feel familiar when you come back.