State of the Game

Nice to have a perevodchik around, I appreciate it. For a moment there, I thought you were talking about jazz.
Good job avoiding the s-cat word. 10/10.

I on the other hand... dooo bee ddo duhh. ooh ooh aaaah mmmna ahhh yeah... dooo dooo beeee doooo... oooooOOOOoooooH aaaah....

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...nice....!
 
<...shakes head and smiles politely. nodding, and pours a litre of OJ...>

Do you have any aluminium?

<sniggers.... then remembers Blam-gate!... and heads rapidly for the door pronto...>
We do language lessons in "BLAM!" too, you know. I'm a qualified instructor and I think you'll find my rates very reasonable, if you're interested. :)
 
Oh, you mean "Snowflakes"?
It's not all bad, though. It has helped me immensely when trying to figure out what to buy.

I, for one, will not read a book unless it has trigger warnings in the foreword, watch a movie unless it got less than 30% on Rotten Tomatoes or play a game that got more than 1 out of 5 on Kotaku. Bonus points if the reviews include words such as "toxic", "problematic" or any mention of random "-isms".

Take ALL of my money!
 
It's not all bad, though. It has helped me immensely when trying to figure out what to buy.

I, for one, will not read a book unless it has trigger warnings in the foreword, watch a movie unless it got less than 30% on Rotten Tomatoes or play a game that got more than 1 out of 5 on Kotaku. Bonus points if the reviews include words such as "toxic", "problematic" or any mention of random "-isms".

Take ALL of my money!
Problematic chutney?
 
It's not all bad, though. It has helped me immensely when trying to figure out what to buy.

I, for one, will not read a book unless it has trigger warnings in the foreword, watch a movie unless it got less than 30% on Rotten Tomatoes or play a game that got more than 1 out of 5 on Kotaku. Bonus points if the reviews include words such as "toxic", "problematic" or any mention of random "-isms".

Take ALL of my money!
Well you don't have to go far: Fawlty Towers, anything from the Monty Python crew, Little Britain, Dr Who! Of all the stupid things, putting warnings on Dr Who?
 
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