State of the Game

[Oztig]

May try and find my original - I was very drunk at the time

I've found the original -

Docking your spaceship is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman :-

1st) Always ensure you get permission to enter
2nd) Make sure your undercarriage is down
3rd) Don't enter from the wrong side
4th) Be gentle with the thrust, otherwise you may spray your cargo across the docking bay entrance

Yaffle gave a like - surely that's enough to hold him to Ransome. I'm sure he also replied, but that seems to have gone (my memory may be failing, I was younger then )

EDIT : This was deemed okay then, hope it is now - if not - t'ra !
Hell - it was 2014 !!!

 

[MishaTX]

I have it on reasonably good authority that TJ's mom was a hamster.

(Not really. Plz don't hurt me and take my stuphz!)

 

[Oztig]

I have it on reasonably good authority that TJ's mom was a hamster.

(Not really. Plz don't hurt me and take my stuphz!)

quick, confuse him about asking which is his favourite colour

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

I've found the original -

Docking your spaceship is a bit like making love to a beautiful woman :-

1st) Always ensure you get permission to enter
2nd) Make sure your undercarriage is down
3rd) Don't enter from the wrong side
4th) Be gentle with the thrust, otherwise you may spray your cargo across the docking bay entrance

Yaffle gave a like - surely that's enough to hold him to Ransome. I'm sure he also replied, but that seems to have gone (my memory may be failing, I was younger then )

EDIT : This was deemed okay then, hope it is now - if not - t'ra !

5. Your Sidewinder isn't impressing anyone.

 

[Ian Phillips]

I have it on reasonably good authority that TJ's mom was a hamster.

(Not really. Plz don't hurt me and take my stuphz!)

That cannot be true. He isn't hairy enough to be related to a hamster.

 

[Erei]

That cannot be true. He isn't hairy enough to be related to a hamster.

It was previously stated he is half elderberry though.

 

[Darth Ender]

That cannot be true. He isn't hairy enough to be related to a hamster.

it's 2021. Hamsters hamsterscape

 

[Erei]

it's 2021. Hamsters hamsterscape

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I'm sure I met that guy in a fallout game.

 

[PiLhEaD]

Everyone knows women can't drive

Even Imperator Furiosa had to get Max to do it.

Covers the screen such that Mrs PiLhEaD doesn't see this.... ...you really don't want to receive her 'input' when she's not happy... and if she read that.... ...oh boy...

 

[Darth Ender]

do you think inside fdev the zoo peeps just make fun of the elite team with quips like ...

"OH man, my day was rough today. Had to deal with players discussing the ethics of allowing their zoo animals to reproduce" as they fan themselves and wipe fake sweat off..

I'm going to imagine the fdev office operates like how the different news teams interact with eachother in Anchorman.

 

[PiLhEaD]

it's 2021. Hamsters hamsterscape

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Covers the screen. Again.

 

[Darth Ender]

Covers the screen. Again.

let it in. Dont reject reality. Accept it and let it make you stronger.

 

[ubermick]

Everyone knows women can't drive

Even Imperator Furiosa had to get Max to do it.

It's a scam, and they know it. Six months after we got married, my beautiful strong, intelligent, independent fiancé became my "oh, I don't know about these things, I'm just a girl, can you do it for me?" wife.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Please see below.

 

[Rat Catcher]

Please see below.

While the Mod's away the Rat will play...

 

[ubermick]

Please see below.

Well, I'll at least give you a twitter follow for effort. Huzzah!

 

[Darth Ender]

Well, I'll at least give you a twitter follow for effort. Huzzah!

Does he have to put your name somewhere on his/her body now?

 

[MishaTX]

Please see below.

Uh-oh. Well, guys, if I suddenly disappear, I just want you to know that it's been real.

@Bottom Hat, you can have my Krait. It's in Deriso and haz most of my stuphz in it.

 

[Sir.Tj]

Well, I'll at least give you a twitter follow for effort. Huzzah!

 

[Darth Ender]

Uh-oh. Well, guys, if I suddenly disappear, I just want you to know that it's been real.

@Bottom Hat, you can have my Krait. It's in Deriso and haz most of my stuphz in it.

a cargo hold full of biowaste with a ship set to self destruct is hardly very kind considering the current theme of the forum today