State of the Game

[Rubbernuke]

oi OI younahnafinbouta LUUUUVVVVEEERRRYYYbaconbhutteyandcuapteh

 

[Oztig]

Now look at what you have done...

Who is guilty of setting Ender off on a crusade against any food that doesn't conform to his expectations and experiences?

I'll have you all know that ignorance is bliss when it comes to Ender, who it appears is also an expert in bacon manufacturing. Who'd of thunk it eh?

Is he an expert in porcine things, in the same way that David Cameron was?

 

[Bottom Hat]

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@sallymorganmoore

Hey Sally, this is before he starts to deflate!
(Wanted to keep you involved!)

 

[LeoBartlet]

Anyway we don't want this thread shut down so have some Brabens.

 

[Rat Catcher]

Jack of all trades.....

I was going to add just a single "f"... But thought about the ban to follow...

 

[Oztig]

I believe th

Now look at what you have done...

Who is guilty of setting Ender off on a crusade against any food that doesn't conform to his expectations and experiences?

I'll have you all know that ignorance is bliss when it comes to Ender, who it appears is also an expert in bacon manufacturing. Who'd of thunk it eh?I think all

All is fine, as bear bating used to be a sport - plus I'm sure none of us are taking it seriously, are we

 

[Rubbernuke]

I believe th

All is fine, as bear bating used to be a sport - plus I'm sure none of us are taking it seriously, are we

Nah sunshine, I ahnt takin it seriously

 

[Darth Ender]

yea, cuz bacon is a super serious topic.

 

[LeoBartlet]

I believe th

All is fine, as bear bating used to be a sport - plus I'm sure none of us are taking it seriously, are we

Well I find his claim that somehow their "bacon" is the definitive version to be borderline offensive.

Ask @Red Anders I take my bacon seriously.

 

[sallymorganmoore]

@sallymorganmoore

Hey Sally, this is before he starts to deflate!
(Wanted to keep you involved!)

You should have heard me when I got scrolled up

 

[DrinkyBird]

whirr

 

[Darth Ender]

Well I find his claim that somehow their "bacon" is the definitive version to be borderline offensive.

Ask @Red Anders I take my bacon seriously.

only as offensive as the idea that white bread and ketchup is a treat you can't stop yourself from putting it on .

 

[Rubbernuke]

 

[LeoBartlet]

only as offensive as the idea that white bread and ketchup is a treat you can't stop yourself from putting it on .

 

[Rat Catcher]

only as offensive as the idea that white bread and ketchup is a treat you can't stop yourself from putting it on .

I agree... That is a foul & disgusting concoction that should be abolished with extreme prejudice!

Everyone knows that it has to be White bread and HP Sauce for the defining Bacon sarnie!

 

[LeoBartlet]

 

[Oztig]

yea, cuz bacon is a super serious topic.

It's life and death man !

 

[LeoBartlet]

I agree... That is a foul & disgusting concotion that should be abolished with extreme prejudice!

Everyone knows that it has to be White bread and HP Sauce for the defining Bacon sarnie!

reggae reggae if you're in a pinch

 

[Rat Catcher]

reggae reggae if you're in a pinch

Spice it up!

 

[nemolomen]

Its actual bacon, not that overcooked card you Amerifolk think is bacon.

Having properly cooked bacon in a soft white roll and a squirt of ketchup is a thing of wonder.

And try telling someone they need to drink sugar free because they have no willpower today. People will flip out and hit Twitter like a plague of babies with full nappies regards fat shaming.

Properly cooked bacon requires a sheet pan, an oven and LOTS of attentiveness.