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No, we can't land on eath-likes yet...
Tenuous atmospheres won't support fire...

Wasn't the USA nuked in the game?

1/10 for effort though 🤷‍♂️
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In the beginning The Lord Brebus created the heavens and the earth. Yet the vector graphics were formless and empty, a jet darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Horizons was hovering over the absent waters.

The Lord Brebus said, “Let there be light,” and there was light. And Brebus saw that the light was good, and he separated the light from the darkness, calling the light “alpha and beta” and the darkness he called “release”. And there was evening, and there was morning—that first Dangerous-December (without a mandatory reset).

And Brebus said, “Let there be a vault between the 'no waters' to separate the 'lack of water' from the 'absence of water'.” So our Lord made the vault and separated the 'lack of water' under the vault from the 'absence of water' above it. And it was thusly so.

The Lord Brebus called the vault the “Oddy-sea”. And there was evening, and there was morning—on the second day.

And on the seventh day not a soul was stirring as The Sanity Claus snuck down the stinky pipe to leave 'colourful parcels' here, there and everywhere. And the Lord Braben saw all (the smelly mess) that had been made, and it was good. Very good.

Book of Oddy Sea, 1:1-12
 
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I checked the wiki, because watching old low budget sci fi is like listening to bottom hat talk about old women's underwear

I'd take any amount of Baker, McCoy, Troughton, and even Davison and their wonky cardboard sets over the vapid boring overly emotional crap of New-Who

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Also BH can be quite entertaining talking about women's undergarments - he has much to say

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I suspect a picture of a burning kitty kat would have worked better, but it had better not be real, or there will be catsequences.
Like that terrible joke.... "How do you make a cat go "woof"?....... Petrol...." 😲
Good morning beautiful peeps (BH excluded, obvs...) - few days away from the forum addiction with the odditiy that is 'real life'.... which is perturbing when looking at the amount of post catching up to do.
Looking forward to reading Brother Darth's nihilistic invective about the game, unless he has seen the error of his ways and now embraces the Majesty of Elite with open arms? 😏
 
Morning people and Bottom Hat.

Like that terrible joke.... "How do you make a cat go "woof"?....... Petrol...." 😲
Good morning beautiful peeps (BH excluded, obvs...) - few days away from the forum addiction with the odditiy that is 'real life'.... which is perturbing when looking at the amount of post catching up to do.
Looking forward to reading Brother Darth's nihilistic invective about the game, unless he has seen the error of his ways and now embraces the Majesty of Elite with open arms? 😏

How jolly rude of you both...

I shall rise above this though, and say hello to everyone. Gits.
 
I meant not offence Brother but given you're leaps and bounds above the proles I felt it was only proper to single your name out.

Well in that case, I shall refund the fence I took, and say wibbly wobbly, as that is the only way to be with such lovely company :)

I am still not saying hello to Ender though, he is smelling a bit musty from here. I suspect gussetingly musty....
 
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