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State of the Game
- Thread starter Fuglydog53
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Blink if BH has you stuck in one of his cupboards and makes you polish his stuphz
That's not my stuphz you're polishing.
There are so many old people driving badly today.
Come to rural France. Its like rules don't exist.
Yeah, I've got their power regulator now.
Sorry, I've parked up now to fix the blummin rear light again.
Video on youtube shows a Greek man performing the task in about 30 seconds - he must have the tiniest of hands as my sausage fingers were trapped in a crummy old C-MAX for about 10 minutes.
Well in France they kinda dont exist.
They're all too busy shrugging their shoulders and saying 'boff'. And eating cheese.
And they fart in your general direction.
I hate to say it, but you might have needed to lubricate your hands with humus first if that guy could do it?
Btw mate, was it you that posted the pic of the petrol station queue the other day? As I swear I know where it is but forgot all about it. Old age. And booze.
I've always wanted to enter a demolition derby since I was tiny - are they allowed?
Too right, although I'm one of them, I can't hit a golf ball straight these days (to be honest, it's been a few years since I tried)
And I must be old, as I got a free flu jab invite, plus bloody saga keep sending me junk mail,
Is this really what life has come to
I ended up lubricating them with blood from the scratches.
I don't think the petrol station pic was me, mate. Unless it was an autopilot drunk one
At car boot sales and parking are classed as such events.