State of the Game

Too right, although I'm one of them, I can't hit a golf ball straight these days (to be honest, it's been a few years since I tried)
And I must be old, as I got a free flu jab invite, plus bloody saga keep sending me junk mail,

Is this really what life has come to 😀

I can't hit a golf ball standing still. I have to happy gilmore it and then it goes like poop off a shovel. I'm not a popular person at the driving range, but I haven't hit myself yet!

I ended up lubricating them with blood from the scratches.

I don't think the petrol station pic was me, mate. Unless it was an autopilot drunk one :D

Strange - I saw it a few days ago but can't think who posted it. Was said to be taken from the beer garden. Maybe it was Ozzy Oztig?!

so far, nothing interesting to say

Yup.
 
Look at the crap they are selling in Tesco now, it's a disgrace.

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It's another term for our dear Ender to google at least!
 
Well thats a new one. My father in laws car has alternator trouble and the mechanic taught them hitting it with an iron bar will keep it limping along until it can get fixed properly (since the car is needed tomorrow).
I heard that trick for starters ( had a few buddies in college who carried a hammer or small bat for such purposes) but not alternators. In my experience, on the highway on the way to a rugby tourney, when they fail the whole vehicle does. Sitting dead in the third lane of a 4 lane highway with traffic all around you is a bit disconcerting.
 
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