State of the Game

[Factabulous]

A little birdie tells me he'll be back at some point. You didn't hear it from me.

 

[Oztig]

1. cook loads of kale - you'll never be asked again.
2. chuck everything under the bed - washing is a tomorrow problem.
3. Ineffectively do the hoovering then make the suggestion, just ensure you're stood on the weaker side when you do.

And also, great news she's well enough to come back!

Not sure about your first answer, but the second 2are how I've got through life so far, so all good.

 

[Athlon-uk]

Well,
It would appear my better half may be coming home late next week, or early the one after (not sure if she's ready, but NHS they say yes).
In light of this I have 3 important questions:

1. How do you cook salad (she is very fond of them)
2. What is a washing machine
3. Do you think she would punch my lights out, if I say that using the hand held Dyson is good exercise for her weaker right hand side ?

I know I can trust our enlightened brethren and sisteren to provide useful advice on these issues.

1. Order a kebab from the local emporium. Remove meat and pitta bread. Job done.
2 . White cube with a big hole on the front. Put dirty clothes in the hole and close the door. Wait an hour or two, open door and remove clean clothes, least that how it looks like it works..
3. Yes...

 

[rootsrat]

I think he went away for a bit to stash away all of the stuphz

Can't think of anything else really...

 

[Oztig]

1. Order a kebab from the local emporium. Remove meat and pitta bread. Job done.
2 . White cube with a big hole on the front. Put dirty clothes in the hole and close the door. Wait an hour or two, open door and remove clean clothes, least that how it looks like it works..
3. Yes...

This is sagely advice, thankyou

EDIT: Can option 2 also be used on humans or Cats ?

 

[Rubbernuke]

A little birdie tells me he'll be back at some point. You didn't hear it from me. Well, you did.

'A little birdie' as in

 

[PRORABBIT67]

 

[Rubbernuke]

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That would be an ecumenical matter​

 

[rootsrat]

'A little birdie' as in

Apparently they eat their own eggs in trying times.

 

[Rubbernuke]

Apparently they eat their own eggs in trying times.

But do they have multi egg controller though?

 

[Oztig]

But do they have multi egg controller though?

Yes, but they don't use it, as apparently it is too heavy, and 'utter rubbish / a disgrace / what where they thinking off .....'

 

[Rubbernuke]

Yes, but they don't use it, as apparently it is too heavy, and 'utter rubbish / a disgrace / what where they thinking off .....'

Or that they have fired four eggs at someone in need and have to wait for them to be eaten?

 

[rootsrat]

But do they have multi egg controller though?

Don't think so. They saw a certain chart and decided not to use it.

Also, apparently they wanted to wait a big longer, as early bird gets the bugs or somerthing along thoes lines.

 

[Oztig]

Or that they have fired four eggs at someone in need and have to wait for them to be eaten?

that reminds me, there have been eggs in the fridge since my better half went into hospital, perhaps they may need throwing away.
On a complete aside, are carrots supposed to bend?

 

[Horse372]

Heading upstairs to poke around before wrapping up for the week here at the home office. Wish me luck.

 

[xzanfr]

Do. Not. Say. The. Forbidden. Word.

It's the time of year when the planting for next season is to be considered.
So far I've got this and looking forward to keeping you all updated on the progress:

If anyone goes 'blue peter garden' on my kale I'll be very disappointed.

 

[Rubbernuke]

that reminds me, there have been eggs in the fridge since my better half went into hospital, perhaps they may need throwing away.
On a complete aside, are carrots supposed to bend?

Only the ripe ones.

 

[rootsrat]

It's the time of year when the planting for next season is to be considered.
So far I've got this and looking forward to keeping you all updated on the progress:
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If anyone goes 'blue peter garden' on my kale I'll be very disappointed.

This is your final warning. May I refer you to the latest addition to the forum rules?

 

[[Diplomacy] Carnegie]

It's the time of year when the planting for next season is to be considered.
So far I've got this and looking forward to keeping you all updated on the progress:
View attachment 279894
If anyone goes 'blue peter garden' on my kale I'll be very disappointed.

 

[LeoBartlet]

eye twitches

Don't listen to him he's full of american bacon.