Why for? Why the simian anger?I hate monkeys.
They're my no:1 animal to remove from the world, above and beyond wasps and mosquitoes.
Why for? Why the simian anger?I hate monkeys.
They're my no:1 animal to remove from the world, above and beyond wasps and mosquitoes.
That term (monkey) includes at least 90% of humanity. I just haven't figured a definition that wouldn't count me or my nearest and dearest in too.I hate monkeys.
They're my no:1 animal to remove from the world, above and beyond wasps and mosquitoes.
They're lovely by comparison to the evilness of monkeys.Whats wrong with wasps and mosquitos?
I've hated everything about them since I was a child.Why for? Why the simian anger?
Dave Wakeling does not like this.I used to work at an airport.
90% of aircrew, staff and passengers were awful.
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Hi everyone!
I know why.I've hated everything about them since I was a child.
They're also unnecessary - everything they do could be replaced by a larger squirrel.
I genuinely think you've nailed it.I know why.
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But them ain't monkeys, them be apes!I genuinely think you've nailed it.
Whenever I think of monkeys I'm reminded of cornelius' flappy monkey mouthparts.
Wasps are a gardiner's friend as not only do they pollenate, they also chomp their way through quite a lot of aphids.Wasps in particular fertilise my raspberries so they're great - they just get a bit aggressive in autumn when they drink fermented apple juice, but I give them a break as they've worked hard....
Damn dirty apes....But them ain't monkeys, them be apes!
Its because Nova died in Beneath the Planet of the Apes that triggered the rage.I genuinely think you've nailed it.
Whenever I think of monkeys I'm reminded of cornelius' flappy monkey mouthparts.
Wasps are a gardiner's friend as not only do they pollenate, they also chomp their way through quite a lot of aphids.
They also drive (minuature) sport cars and drink vodka-martinis - so they're cool as well.
Take your hands off her, you...Damn dirty apes....