Elite Dangerous Servers OFFLINE RESOLVED | Emergency Maintenance [POST UPDATED 16:43 UTC]

[Rubbernuke]

It really is one of my favourites that you have made dude, gets me every time!

I just imagine going near it with a spoon would result in Phil nutting you hard!

Just flies out the cup and bashes you one

 

[martin77]

@sallymorganmoore

Some bugs i have since the beginning of odyssey:
-hired pilots have a bugged progression bar, the layer for the progress of the bar is missing, always zero
-with HMD devices: aimpoint floats to the opposite direction when look around, you simply cant aim, happens with Track IR all the time
-with the dolphin you cant see the scooping HUD when your cargo bay is open, the white bar behind the HUD is too bright

 

[LeoBartlet]

I believe @LeoBartlet has an almost-total monopoly on the TTE market. A few competitors pop up every now and then but they're squashed almost immediately.

The Competition and Markets Authority is going to go insane when they find out.

I will defend TTE Industries vigorously against any and all government quangos.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Just flies out the cup and bashes you one

"Umm yes officer, that egg called me a s**g and threw me over a fence!"

 

[Bottom Hat]

I will defend TTE Industries vigorously against any and all government quangos.

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Pair of eggheads.



Runs away...

 

[Rubbernuke]

Pair of eggheads.



Runs away...

Wheres Eggy Mitchell?

 

[TR]

Wheres Eggy Mitchell?

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Where did you poach that joke from?

 

[Rubbernuke]

Where did you poach that joke from?

I was terri fried it was a rotten pun

 

[RealDanFitz]

COMMANDERS
PROGRESS UPDATE: 16:42 UTC
Commanders,I know you've been well connected for over an hour or so now, but I didn't want to tempt fate with confirming our systems are fully go on server side, until absolutely confident and all final 'under the hood' checks have been completed along with tweaks.
I can now happily (and hopefully) say the servers should now be behaiving as expected for you. We will stay vigilent however! No worries o7
Thanks again for your patience, everyone o7

^ I've just edited the original post with the above, closing information update. Forgive me but I have a lot of catch up to play and need to disappear now for the remainder of the day behind the Galaxy's curtain. Thanks all again for the patience and responses and our apologies again for any frustration and inconvenience caused o7

Cheers, Sally!

You have the patience of a saint. I honestly don't know how you guys cope with so much hate. I'll be raising a glass tonight in honour of all of you and your hard work.

 

[Viajero]

COMMANDERS
PROGRESS UPDATE: 16:42 UTC
Commanders,I know you've been well connected for over an hour or so now, but I didn't want to tempt fate with confirming our systems are fully go on server side, until absolutely confident and all final 'under the hood' checks have been completed along with tweaks.
I can now happily (and hopefully) say the servers should now be behaiving as expected for you. We will stay vigilent however! No worries o7
Thanks again for your patience, everyone o7

^ I've just edited the original post with the above, closing information update. Forgive me but I have a lot of catch up to play and need to disappear now for the remainder of the day behind the Galaxy's curtain. Thanks all again for the patience and responses and our apologies again for any frustration and inconvenience caused o7

Awesome work Sally.

 

[Go'Gen]

Dear FDev...
How about a tiny courtesy compensation for your servers' failures?

Like, not charging maintenance for FCs for a month or two, until you fix the patches of updates?

Ie. there's a free online World game with Tanks, where when servers have a hiccup, players sometimes get one or more Premium days for free. Would be nice to see something like that in a payed game like ED as well.
Thank you.
o7

 

[LifesAJourney]

I honestly don't know how you guys cope with so much hate.

^^This. Some folks here are really hopeless...

 

[LeoBartlet]

Dear FDev...
How about a tiny courtesy compensation for your servers' failures?

Like, not charging maintenance for FCs for a month or two, until you fix the patches of updates?

Ie. there's a free online World game with Tanks, where when servers have a hiccup, players sometimes get one or more Premium days for free. Would be nice to see something like that in a payed game like ED as well.
Thank you.
o7

There is always one.

 

[Bottom Hat]

Wheres Eggy Mitchell?

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She needs some soldiers to go with her.

 

[Rubbernuke]

She needs some soldiers to go with her.

 

[Cmdr. Numa]

There is always one.

Not entirely wrong though. There are quite a few MMOs out there that give compensation for far less severe server troubles than ED regularly has.

 

[LeoBartlet]

Not entirely wrong though. There are quite a few MMOs out there that give compensation for far less severe server troubles than ED regularly has.

The problem is if it's done once then people will expect it every single time.

Server down for two minutes where is my 500 arxe???

 

[Factabulous]

Not entirely wrong though. There are quite a few MMOs out there that give compensation for far less severe server troubles than ED regularly has.

the ones you pay a subscription for?

 

[JR250]

Good idea on the refund but make fair and real-life like: FC weekly costs: 9.5M. Servers down for ~2 hours. 9.5M / 168 hrs in a week = 56,547 x 2 hrs = 113,094 credits. -25K credit transfer convenience fee, -19% service tax = 71,356. Available in two weeks to be picked up from Jaques Station.

 

[Bottom Hat]

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Lol - how dare you draw innuendo from such a sensible suggestion?!