Sublunary

[Cmdr Aos_Si]

Dull sublunary lovers' love
(Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
Those things which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined,
That our selves know not what it is,
Inter-assured of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.

 

[Bottom Hat]

(As a joke)

 

[Agony_Aunt]

There was a young lady from Ealing,
Who had a peculiar feeling,

But i won't go on because i'd get slapped by the mods

 

[HRDiagram]

This highly poetic moment left me momentarily speechless and confused, but now I have come back to my senses and I bow to you.

Since we're on a forum for a game about planets and ships, I will try to maintain the theme:

It was on the good ship Venus,
by C... no, wait...

 

[YORKSH1RE NEO]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
Every time she let it out,
The butler tried to……..

 

[Bottom Hat]

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket.
Every time she let it out,
The butler tried to……..

Suck it?

 

[HRDiagram]

Suck it?

Cook it. Making dining arrangements falls within a butler's remit. Although he's being proactive, in this case.

 

[Rat Catcher]

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead
Now mary takes her lamb to school
Between two bits of bread!

 

[Rat Catcher]

Mary had a litte lamb
She also had a bear
I've often seen her little lamb
But never seen her bear.

 

[Greybeard Seawolf]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
And she bashed in it's face with her spoon

 

[Bottom Hat]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
And she bashed in it's face with her spoon

That was an unexpected yet brilliant ending!

 

[LeoBartlet]

Dull sublunary lovers' love
(Whose soul is sense) cannot admit
Absence, because it doth remove
Those things which elemented it.

But we by a love so much refined,
That our selves know not what it is,
Inter-assured of the mind,
Care less, eyes, lips, and hands to miss.

u ok hun?

 

[Rat Catcher]

Little miss Muffett was sat on her tuffet
Eating her curds & whey
Down came a spider
and spat in it...

 

[LeoBartlet]

Postman pat postman pat running over venus...

 

[Bottom Hat]

There was a lot of discord,
More than we'd ever heard.

They said it was over consoles,
But they were just ........

 

[YORKSH1RE NEO]

Postman pat postman pat running over venus...

Postman pat, postman pat, postman pat ran over his cat.
Guts n balls went flying, postman pat was crying.
So he scooped the bits up and put them in his van.

 

[YORKSH1RE NEO]

Mary had a little lamb,
She fed it bread and hops.
It gambled in the road one day,
And ended up as chops!

 

[ubermick]

There once was a commander called duck
Who never would part with a buck
Took begging to the extreme
Credits and gift cards from Steam
But he's gone now, and we all say thank...

Oh hey, Boba Fett's on.

 

[The Roofus]

There once was a man from Devizes
Who's balls were different sizes
One was so small it was no good at all
The other was so big it won prizes.

 

[Agony_Aunt]

Little Miss Muffet
Sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey
Along came a spider
who sat down beside her
And she bashed in it's face with her spoon

Hell dude, some of us haven't read that far! Put spoiler tags on!