GalNot™ -23 MAR 3308 - Taurus Mining Ventures Probe Spicy Ring

23 MAR 3308

The megaships Musashi and Heart of Taurus have entered the Synuefe EN-H d11-106 system after detecting elevated umami levels.

Taurus Mining Ventures is an independent mining corporation closely associated with Salivation, the self styled saviour of human cuisine. It has acted as his intermediary in recent months supporting efforts to combat fierce rival Kumo Burger and its encroachment into the corporate restaurant space. However, despite Salivation deploying numerous flavour bombs to counter Kumo Burgers Spicy Meat™, experts note he is losing the war on flavour.

Lead Chef Nestor Boominmaal provided a statement:

“We have recorded some unusual taste signatures in the Synuefe EN-H d11-106 system that have a transformative effect on the molecular structure of certain seasonings. Our objective is to perform a detailed analysis of these spicy materials and determine if they have culinary value. For a limited time customised kitchens have been set up aboard both megaships, and work is already underway to harness this power into a new burger superweapon.”
 
The ships have not arrived in the system, I checked myself and a few others. Do you think they have been hyperdicted by the space salads ?
Considering how crowded the system is, I wouldn't be surprised if the megaships were not able to jump there because of the blockade.

It's all the rage, these days!
(Both figuratively and literally, I have to add...)
 
The recently appointed Admiral of the Salivation fleet just made an official statement about the missing megaship :
chef-wtf1.jpg

Thank you Admiral.
 
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