Today the Reorte Pro-Alliance League began its subscription service to Sirius Corp™, bringing the dream of expedited delivery and One Click Ordering™ to the Alliance system.
Chief Administrator Louisa Leblanc proclaimed via a gushing 5 star Sirius Services™ review:
“I am deeply grateful to all those pilots who saw the immense value in Sirius Corps™ offer and felt Reorte’s future is better with Sirius Corporation and its many benefits such as expedited delivery, premium video on demand and impressive choice of products. And still being with that Alliance thing.”
Reorte Mining Coalition’s CEO Fergus Cassidy however was not impressed, leaving a very negative 1 star review of Sirius™:
"This is a sad day for the Alliance. Having Sirius™ involved will kill small bookshops and organic farmers markets, not to mention legitimize Sirius™ puns. I can't Sirius Li believe pilots were Rui Li bought so easi-Li- I mean, does Sirius™ sell local-Li produced kale like the Alliance does? If we had offered a module that blanched kale to perfection I'm sure we would have easi-Li won. And why is my autocorrect now adding Sirius puns all on its own?"
Pilots who contributed to the Reorte Pro-Alliance League’s victory can now collect their rewards at Mahons megaship Toblerone, along with the additional pre-engineered heat sink modules provided by Sirius Corp™.
